I've played drums for 15 years now, I draw, I make jewlery, play video games, write scripts for pornos, drink, take rips from the bong, sleep, spawn, and star wars stuff. I like spawn and star wars so what? I'm a fucking nerd. You're a nerd too, you're on the internet so fuck off hypocrite. I like going to shows (Gwar is the fuckin shit). I like shopping, but I'm not gay. Well there was that one time...but it wasn't my fault. That dude snuck up behind me. I try to be funny, but sometimes people can't understand me. I also stare alot. I don't know why. It creeps me out. Maybe I should see someone about that, I also enjoy invoking people to vomit in horror, eating babies, stalking skinny blonde girls, nailing bunnies to planks of wood, baking cakes, stabbing soft things, pooping, watching ponies fuck, talking to flowers about why colors are so pretty, snot art, putting cigars out on very uncomfortable places, chewing bacon flavored gum, hocking loogies, looking at boobies, thinking about boobies, touching boobies, making boobies bigger, saying the word boobies, rolling around in money, whoring myself to the corporate....thing to get the money to roll around in, knowing the reason of life and not sharing it with anyone, kicking goths and emo kids in the balls until they pass out with a crotch full o blood, staring at fire, wondering where my mind went, flan, I'm having too much fun with all this so I think I should stop now before I have to poop.
That one chick with the boobs who would let me touch them and not file a restraining order, OH! and um...who's his face...that dude...um...fuck can't remeber, and girls...I like girls he he he. And maybe the Pope, just so I can scream boo and give him a heart attack. I'm tired of waiting for him to die god damn Nazi pope. Hate him. I bet he mollested alot of children to get that job. Hm...I wonder how many Jesus fucked... I really wanna meet Pat Robertson so I can kick that jizzfuck in the balls.
Punk, metal, ska, some rap, classical, techno. I hate factory made, cookie cutter, generic, created strictly for Mtv bands, and pop/mall punk asshole yuppie fuckheads, and emo...emo kids need to die, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Pantera, Slayer, Gwar, Tech Nine!, Ludacris, Anti Flag, Deftones, Pennywise, Slipknot, Against All Authority, DJ Shadow, Downset, System of a Down, Kottonmouth Kings, ICP, Snot, (hed) pe, Hatebreed, White Zombie, Bloodhound Gang, Nonpoint, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Meshuggah, Reel Big Fish, Skoidats, Biohazard, Spine Shank, Nothing Face, Metallica, Paul Oaknfold, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Satriani, Green Day, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Soulfly, Sepultura, Stuck Mojo, The Simpsons, Killswitch Engage, Amen, Super Joint Ritual, Down, Fear Factory, DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Portishead, Mudvayne, Static X, Iron Maiden, Chevelle, Weezer (the only cool emo band), Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Dillinger Escape Plan, Chimera, Funeral for a Friend, Avenged Sevenfold, Sevendust, Machinehead, Aus Rotten, Screeching Weasel, Mon Fere, Rise Against, Dead Kennedys, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Crass, Citizen Fish, Canibal Corpse, Clutch, Butthole Surfers, Meatloaf, KRS One, Offspring, Bouncing Souls, and more but I can't think right now.
Anime, porno, anime porno, really really really gorey shit, really creepy shit, zombie movies are excellent, Hellraiser's the shit too, action, sci fi (Vader would totally force choke Picard's ass any day),
I really only watch Adult Swim, South Park, The Simpsons, and the Cartoon Network becuase I don't have to think about cartoons. Fuck the news becuase it's all a bunch of assholes lying constantly trying to make a buck. I spit upon CNN and MSNBC. You can't trust anything they say. They want you to vote for their robot. It's a conspiracy. A CONSPIRACY!!! It's probably not, but what if it is? FUCK THE FCC.
Graphic novels, manga, Spawn and other comic books,S. Hunter Thompson, American Psycho, H.P. Lovecraft
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Jack the Ripper, Master Shake, Darth Vader, Oderus