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CrackHabitRabbit

This is my Boomstick.

About Me

About me? What is about me? Do they mean about me like my surroundings, or about me as in me? Deep questions I ask. Anyway...I am the product of a lifelong condition called being myself. I thrive off of individualism, independence, and inbreeding. I like to fuck my sister. NO! I don't have a sister. But I do have a brother...Let's not talk about him anymore. I draw silly pictures of gruesome demons doing unsavory acts to humans, or dead bunnies. I've been in a couple different bands, and I kick people down stairs. Face first so they loose teeth on the steps. It's not funny unless they have a bloody jaw full of broken teeth. I make hemp jewelry shit. It's kind of a hippy thing to do but screw you. Hippies make theirs with love and dirt stink, I make jewelry with hate and blood. Um..puppy blood. Not my blood. That'd be too much hate. I like puppies though, so maybe I should make it hamster blood. And glitter. Anyway, I poop. I can write pretty well. Um...Poke Smot. I've dedicated my life to Gwar becuase their song told me to. I like to party with my friends but I get stabby around a bunch of people I don't know acting like assholes. I'm very chill. I guess it's my enduring patience for humanity's inherient stupidity. I pulled that out of my ass.

My Interests

I've played drums for 15 years now, I draw, I make jewlery, play video games, write scripts for pornos, drink, take rips from the bong, sleep, spawn, and star wars stuff. I like spawn and star wars so what? I'm a fucking nerd. You're a nerd too, you're on the internet so fuck off hypocrite. I like going to shows (Gwar is the fuckin shit). I like shopping, but I'm not gay. Well there was that one time...but it wasn't my fault. That dude snuck up behind me. I try to be funny, but sometimes people can't understand me. I also stare alot. I don't know why. It creeps me out. Maybe I should see someone about that, I also enjoy invoking people to vomit in horror, eating babies, stalking skinny blonde girls, nailing bunnies to planks of wood, baking cakes, stabbing soft things, pooping, watching ponies fuck, talking to flowers about why colors are so pretty, snot art, putting cigars out on very uncomfortable places, chewing bacon flavored gum, hocking loogies, looking at boobies, thinking about boobies, touching boobies, making boobies bigger, saying the word boobies, rolling around in money, whoring myself to the corporate....thing to get the money to roll around in, knowing the reason of life and not sharing it with anyone, kicking goths and emo kids in the balls until they pass out with a crotch full o blood, staring at fire, wondering where my mind went, flan, I'm having too much fun with all this so I think I should stop now before I have to poop.

I'd like to meet:

That one chick with the boobs who would let me touch them and not file a restraining order, OH! and um...who's his face...that dude...um...fuck can't remeber, and girls...I like girls he he he. And maybe the Pope, just so I can scream boo and give him a heart attack. I'm tired of waiting for him to die god damn Nazi pope. Hate him. I bet he mollested alot of children to get that job. Hm...I wonder how many Jesus fucked... I really wanna meet Pat Robertson so I can kick that jizzfuck in the balls.

Music:

Punk, metal, ska, some rap, classical, techno. I hate factory made, cookie cutter, generic, created strictly for Mtv bands, and pop/mall punk asshole yuppie fuckheads, and emo...emo kids need to die, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Pantera, Slayer, Gwar, Tech Nine!, Ludacris, Anti Flag, Deftones, Pennywise, Slipknot, Against All Authority, DJ Shadow, Downset, System of a Down, Kottonmouth Kings, ICP, Snot, (hed) pe, Hatebreed, White Zombie, Bloodhound Gang, Nonpoint, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Meshuggah, Reel Big Fish, Skoidats, Biohazard, Spine Shank, Nothing Face, Metallica, Paul Oaknfold, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Satriani, Green Day, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Soulfly, Sepultura, Stuck Mojo, The Simpsons, Killswitch Engage, Amen, Super Joint Ritual, Down, Fear Factory, DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Portishead, Mudvayne, Static X, Iron Maiden, Chevelle, Weezer (the only cool emo band), Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Dillinger Escape Plan, Chimera, Funeral for a Friend, Avenged Sevenfold, Sevendust, Machinehead, Aus Rotten, Screeching Weasel, Mon Fere, Rise Against, Dead Kennedys, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Crass, Citizen Fish, Canibal Corpse, Clutch, Butthole Surfers, Meatloaf, KRS One, Offspring, Bouncing Souls, and more but I can't think right now.

Movies:

Anime, porno, anime porno, really really really gorey shit, really creepy shit, zombie movies are excellent, Hellraiser's the shit too, action, sci fi (Vader would totally force choke Picard's ass any day),

Television:

I really only watch Adult Swim, South Park, The Simpsons, and the Cartoon Network becuase I don't have to think about cartoons. Fuck the news becuase it's all a bunch of assholes lying constantly trying to make a buck. I spit upon CNN and MSNBC. You can't trust anything they say. They want you to vote for their robot. It's a conspiracy. A CONSPIRACY!!! It's probably not, but what if it is? FUCK THE FCC.

Books:

Graphic novels, manga, Spawn and other comic books,S. Hunter Thompson, American Psycho, H.P. Lovecraft

Heroes:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Jack the Ripper, Master Shake, Darth Vader, Oderus

My Blog

hockey needs to be more metal

I like metal.  Metal is cool.  It's like dun dun dun dun dun uh!  Ya know?  I've been seeing things in a  very metal perspective lately like how can things be more fucking met...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

My Back Fucking Itches

Friday I got my back tattooed. It's pretty cool. It runs from the center of my shoulder blades to the crack of my ass. It hurt like a bitch. It still hurts, but now it's more itchy. I hope it doe...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I should be sleeping

I just realized that most of the songs I write are about killing, or having sex. Why is that? It kinda concerns me. And why is it that when I write a song about girls, they have to be blonde? I re...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like this thing

I like this blog thingy. It's fun. When I'm bored I can write anything I want. Like this. It's tottally pointless and I could probably be doing something more constructive with my time but...um......
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your mother sucks eggs

Today is the day that the monkey had said would be the day that the hamsters race to feed the marmasets inside the city petting zoo. But the monkey died and the hamsters lied and got drunk beneath a ...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the hell.

Why the fuck would anyone put a brownie in a microwave dinner? The microwave ruins the magic that is the brownie. First it makes it hard so you can't even bite into it, and it's kinda burnt so when ...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shhhhh

When the mind is open the body is closed but when the body is closed how can one be open to the day that has yet to come in the back of their mind where no hostile image may rest between the soft fold...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My head is giant and abnormal

Once upon a time in a world full of giant maggots that ate little children for sport, a young man fought to make a difference in the world but failed when his evil Uncle Mojo kicked him in the balls. ...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have no legs

Yesterday I was walking down the street and I saw a little puppy standing beside the road. I walked up to the little puppy and reached down to pet him on his cute little head, but then the little fuc...
Posted by CrackHabitRabbit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST