Beer Troubleshooting Chart (from Diana) |
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Rules of Drunk Dialing |
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drunk...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST |
Bar Room Translations |
Bar Room Translations You get this one, next round is on me. We wont be here long enough to get another round. Ill get this one, next one is on you. Happy hour is about to end... drafts are now a do...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST |
Male Date Rape (from Jen) |
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Bar Rules (taken from Jeremy) |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. C...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:36:00 PST |
The Sexes |
Here's a prime example of the differences between men and women offered by an English professor at an American University. In-class Assignment for Wednesday: "Today we will experiment with a new ...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:43:00 PST |
Ode to the College Student |
Pulled this off of a bulletin:
ODE TO THE COLLEGE STUDENT...
College students are truly a rare breed. Week after week we put ourselves through the gauntlet of flip-cup tournaments, keg stands, ice lug...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:00:00 PST |
Being Twenty-Something |
I read this and thought it was awesome...
BEING TWENTY - SOMETHING
They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many ...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:43:00 PST |
You are a clubber if... |
YOU ARE A TRUE CLUBBER IF......1. You take 5 steps into a club and you are already saying hi to someone.
2. Drop, roll & bump arent really 'physical' movement words in your vocabulary.
3. Yo...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST |
World's Greatest Bumper Stickers |
World's greatest bumper stickers according to Xposed Mens Mag... How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didnt live there? Dont Be Sexist. Broads Hate It Youre a naughty girl. Go to my roo...
Posted by CYNJAX.com - Claim Your Nightlife Jacksonville on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:32:00 PST |
