Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend!

About Me

My name is Ashlee but i prefer Ava. i'm currently pursuing a career with editing and productions...I think i either want to do little kid shows or porn...it's a tuffy:) Here is a little bit about me...... I like dinosaurs, toy guns, silly string, fighting with jesus action figures, throwing objects at people, yelling at random people on the street and dancing on cars...i've been know to rock the microphone, i'm a sweet guitar hero player, you'll never beat me in tiger wood's golf and no asian kid is any match for me in ddr... I'm crazy about cars and my sweet ass Maxima. My pink honda is sold*sad face*. Most things in life are over-rated and i hate making plans because no one ever follows through. I like doing anything no one would ever do or think of and I like to sing really bad karaoke. I thought i was pretty much done with relationships untill i was 85 and doomed to a life of bingo, boot scootin boogy and suter homes wine until i realized that my best friend was the best boyfriend i could ever ask for. I LOVE YOU MIKAL! I thought i would be the lonely old lady at the end of the bar with the red lip stick stuck on my teeth but i know you will be right beside me to wipe it off:) I like to fuckin hit people at shows so that they fall down. If your not down then don't buy a ticket and please don't complain if someone bumps into you. Don't be a pussy! I like to go extreme boogie boarding and i like to cuddle. I like to make fun of the fat and elderly and shoot hookers with potato guns on main street. (I hope no one hits me when i'm working). I like circus bears who ride unicycles and I would like to be a great zambonie driver someday or perhaps one of the 30 clowns that climb out of a little pinto. IM me at PINKHONDAHOTTIE

My Interests

lifting weights, playing football, going to football games, modern dance, ballroom dancing, drinking, partying, playing poker, skateboarding, wakeboarding, snowboarding, going to concerts, downloading any music possible, singing, going to museums, drinking wine and editing mini movies

I'd like to meet:

Create Your Own
Create Your OwnI want to find someone who will run though a field of daisy's with me in slow motion, someone who will cuddle with me every night, someone who won't pee in my bed when he's drunk, someone who won't break all my things, someone who won't make me listen like i'm a 12 years old, someone who appreciates me, who lets me stick my finger in the food when i'm cooking, someone who plays with my hair, who lets me go out with my friends, who is going somewhere in life, who doesn't turn to drugs to find the answer, who believes in me as much as i believe in him, who wants to have fun and dance till we fall down, who doesn't have an anger problem and drink a lot, who Doesn't send me flowers or cards or chocolate, who is into politics, likes contravercy, who likes to sing karaoke, who likes sushi and kickball and silly plays, who loves cars and music and coffee, who likes good wine and art, who doesn't make me cry and someone i won't regret waking up to every morning.ok so i realize this is a bit much to ask. I really don't expect all of this. Al i really want is someone who makes me laugh, someone who will be open to going to just about anywhere even if gay people or rednecks with mullets are there and someone to go to the grocery store with...lol

Music:

i like any thing that starts with "the" the clash, the ramones, the smiths, the vines, the hives and hate any thing anything that starts off with an area code (504 boys, 904 click,) ! lol... i also rock out to billy talent, hot hot heat, the killers, the postal service, mest, johnny cash, frank sinatra, whoever sings bannana phone, the little mermaid soundtrack, motion city soundtrack, and too many to list

Movies:

The clockwork orange, any carebears original and teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 because vanilla ice stole my heart when i was 10 and is still holding on to it a decade later. I hate the notebook because life never fucking turns out like that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Create Your Own

Television:

ren and stimpy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!!!

Books:

I don't care if its a 10th grade book, i love "To Kill A Mocking Bird", Tourist Season, the da Vinci code, and anything by harry crews

Heroes:

Men in tights, carocel operators, men who do hair, white girls that wear braids and people who wear unwashed leader hose...

My Blog

My Mothers famous quotes

"Leapord doesn't go with anything, so it goes with everything" "Regular tampons don't do anything for me, when I sit down they fall out." "I keep my youth by keeping my wrinkles plump" (fat joke)...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:59:00 PST

Oscar wrote this for me

To AshleeFrom OscarWaiting for a purpose to surfaceon this globe, alone and nervousa figure lingers in my head like a pictureat times when stressed I searched in my chestI confess your divine beauty a...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

What a disaster

the only sweet part about this trip to savannah was our sweet ride around town...now i'm sure when you think of limo you think of a nice luxury stretched vehicle....WRONG!...we had and stretch lincoln...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

Fuck those god-for-nothing pamphlet passer outters!!!!

So basicly Aaron is an idiot but his older brother is quite a genius. He wrote this and i love it...feel free to comment...we both love the criticism. Holy Bedevil I am so tired of being approached b...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

What i miss the most...this list will continue to change and expand

Running through a field of flowers with holly in our bathing suits(even though i don't like flowers)Leaving school and wakeboarding, tubing and laying in the sunwakboarding naked and behind a small jo...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

My Indiana Story

Last week i visited the home of cornfields and rednecks...Indiana. I missed my first plane there due to heavy partying the night before. When i got off the plane I was already drunk off of wine... Jef...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

plans

So I thought I was ready for change but then i looked at my life and realized i haven't acomplished every thing i want to do. I don't want to be tied down. I defanetly don't want anyone to tell me wha...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

The Globe

I have worked at the globe for a year and 3 months. It has been so long that my friends have coined me as "the shooter girl of the year." However, one weekend there was a guy selling wristbands. I not...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

Bistro X

Today Paul drove all the way from orlando to surprise me. So he wanted to take me somewhere nice. We decided upon BIstro x since he did infact have $50 worth of gift certicicates. We walked in at abou...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

why me?

I'm not sure if i'm doing something wrong...i'm not sure if it's my lifestyle...i just don't know....every time i turn around it's always something...I can hardly even feel pain anymore...I got m...
Posted by Ava is at Ginnie Springs all weekend! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST