A TASTY TREAT-ISE ON BOLOGNA- The meat behind the myths |
A TASTY TREAT-ISE ON BOLOGNA: AN EXAMINATION OF THE MEAT BEHIND THE MYTHOver the past ten years, the tastiest and most financially accessible of lunch meats has been rejected by the overflexed, unders... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST |
SLB Films Presents |
Shannon Lee Briggs Productions presents "Presidentical Twins: Conjoin the Party!"After years of hard work, the first installment of my much anticipated political saga has opened in very select theatre... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST |
The First Annual Golden Glob Awards for Gelatinous Gastronomic Excellence |
The First Annual Golden Glob Awards:In case you were all too busy with your "Grammy" awards, I found the time to compile a transcript from last nights Golden Glob Awards for Gelatinous Gastronomic Exc... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST |
BROKEN NEWS-BRITNEY SPEARS SNEEZES IN VEGAS CLUB , WORLD ENDS |
Britney Spears sneezes In Las Vegas Night Club Yesterday evening at popular Las Vegas night spot, Pure, pop sensation, perennial trainwreck, and most talked about, and senselessly venerated global phe... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:02:00 PST |
I will miss you Christian, you were the Larry to my Balki (1982-2008) |
Dear Christian,You passed away January 21st at 7:39 pm. This would have pissed you off because it was right in the middle of "Jeopardy! about the time when Alex Trebek condescendingly asks the contest... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:22:00 PST |
YOUNG WOMAN ATTACKED BY IMBECILE IN LOCAL RUMOR MILL MISHAP |
January 19 2008" YOUNG WOMAN ATTACKED BY IMBECILE IN LOCAL RUMOR MILL MISHAP"Nashville, TN- Yesterday at approximately 10:02PM, Shannon Lee Briggs was impaled in an unfortunate Rumor Mill tragedy .The... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST |
Free to Good Home: Adorable 2 yr. old Vest |
For Adoption: 2yr old grey tweed vest with three buttons and two pockets. Very fancy, great with pants, best suited to an owner with lots of t-shirts. I have no time to co-ordinate the outfits that th... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:21:00 PST |
Smells Like Mean Spirit: The Top Five Worst Celebrity Endorsed Perfumes |
I buy terrible presents. Every year I shuffle around the shopping mall my with my hands jammed in my pockets trying to prepare myself for yet another year of watching people excitedly tear the wrappi... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Stars, Stripes and Speculation: The shady truth behind the LSU Tiger |
Please, please for the love of sweet, sweet sandal wearing, almighty Jesus in all of his bearded glory, brace yourselves for a completely trivial unpopped kernel of knowledge: the LSU football team ac... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST |
Open Your Eyes PETA: Whack-A-Mole and Other Evils |
OPEN YOUR EYES PETAI should preface this by saying that I am a huge animal lover. I love them curled up at the end of the bed snoozing, I love them frolicking in meadows and kicking their little anim... Posted by Shannon Lee Briggs on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:36:00 PST |