Quite simply im the coolest motherfucker under the sun....if you want the ultimate you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price, its not tragic to die doing what you love.Condor speaking here! heres a list of things that ROCK!bitches with big tits
-rock and fuckin roll
-drugs especially cocaine
-snortin cocaine off strippers titties in the dressing room
-van halen
-motley crue
-ratt
-poison
-foreigner
-slaughter
-white lion fuckin sucks! should probably kill themselves
-i love my mullet and if you dont think its "cool" FUCK OFF
-i rock my fanny pack because my jeans are too tight for my wallet and phone...what of it bitch!
-i like my cutoff shorts period! dont give a fuck if you dont like it. i rock so whatever! fuck off
-my main girlfriend toya fuckin rocks. even though she is iffy about my style
-oh i like van hagar way better than diamond david lee roth
-southern comfort
-pabst blue ribbon. its hard to buy more expensive beer on a roadies wages. who am i a roadie for? well i just got fired by zz top cause i refused to take out my peircings.
-zztop still rocks!
-my bed!
-sluts!
-sluts with nice asses and titties that like to flaunt them.
-dudes that like to jam out to some rock and roll....i love to rock.
-twisted sister
-private passion for styx before mr. roboto and grand illusion tour
-les paul guitars!
-shotgunnin my cheap ass beer
-40 oz
-billy fuckin idol!
-the fist pump is forever rock and roll!
-girls girls girls
-motorcycles harley of course
-big trucks. mine is in the shop getting a foot print gas pedal installed.
-aerosmith
-all glam rock bands minus white lion! fuck those fucks their bass player slept with my girlfriend at the time carmen electra.-trailers! its a lifestyle that every person that rocks has lived! doubt white lion ever did
-jello shots! when you see me at the beach i might hand them out. dont look at me like im crazy. i just love others getting fucked up like me.
-if your my friend then you fuckin rock!
-did i say i love tits? and rock?
-i like having sex with midgets that squirt out their pussy holes!
-i like their lil hands around my dick. they make it look fuckin huge!
-i love my band mates esteban and cobra.
name our band would ya? we have been together for 15 years and we dont have a name that ROCKS yet. we were thinking about POISONOUS VENOM but it will probably be the name of our debut album cause that fuckin rocks as a cd title.
-metal skool wednesdays
-bon jovi! not new jovi fuck that shit. stick to what works.
-sex, drugs, rock and roll, and more sex and drugs
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