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Kenyon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Me? Well I'm a simple enough fellow. Often times you'll find me keeping it real, or possibly flipping the emblematic script. I don't ask for much out of life, in fact, all it takes for me to be happy is for someone to occasionally hold down the spot so that perhaps I may have a chance to blow it up.~ Cool breeze.Jack
Kenyon's
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(Suggested Comment) Hey Kenyon, do you happen to have any sperm for sale? I'd ask you to simply father my child the old fashion way, but I've never been with a black guy or an Italian guy so I don't think I'm physically prepared to accept your, "delivery apparatus", if you know what I mean. (your name here)
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My Interests

I'm kind of a media geek. You know, T.V., music, movies, books. As far as activities go, I'm not choosy. I like sports, outdoorsy stuff, hiking, camping, snowboarding, clubs, shows. blah blah blah!

I'd like to meet:

A hot, wealthy, nymphomaniac, with a shallow vagina and a receding hairline fetish.

Who needs enemies...
I have 898,632 friends. Sadly, very few of them have computers

Noam

Club Ivy!

Friend Space Available

David Sedaris

Demetri "Left Brain" Martin

Masturbation Inspiration

Anton Newcombe

Hip-Hop Hoppotomas & The Rhymocerous

Vlad, the seldom impaled

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Dubya
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The Ending Manipulator

Have you seen this pedophile?

Look, it gets worse......

Music:

Quotable Quotes "Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."
~Mark Twain.

Movies:

Too many to list, Trust me , My taste is exquisite.
For Example,

Television:

Boy, they're really thorough aren't they?
Here's something you'll like.
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Books:

Anything Sedaris, Vonnegut, Thompson. James Morrow. Salingers a fucking idiot. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan! Can you believe Dumbledore's dead? Or is he? click HERE . Thanks Mimi.

Heroes:

Hunter Thompson, Bob Odenkirk, Sir Winston Churchill, Marshall Mathers, Kurt Vonnegut, Johnny Depp, Charlie Kauffman, Maynard James Keenan, Noam Chomsky, George Harrison, Robert Smigel, James Woods, Anton Newcombe, Bradley Nowell, etc., etc., ETCETERA!

My Blog

The Secret's Out.

I had a good idea for a movie today.  What if it turns out that pregnancy labor is really painless and quite enjoyable.  Women have been faking their way out of work since the dawn of time,...
Posted by Kenyon on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

My opinion, any takers?

Thats right, join the church of Iscariot.  I agree it's strange, my new found obsession with ancient religious text and history.  The whole Judas gospel controversey has had me riveted for ...
Posted by Kenyon on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

Femininity

I'm sick of putting my daughter's hair into a pony tail.  Is there a fucking book I can buy for this?  She deosn't seem to mind, but I'm starting to crave a little variety.  I...
Posted by Kenyon on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:55:00 PST

Somewhat Reduced

Have any of you single fathers out there noticed a difference in the type of women you attract now that you're in this situation? Me too! It's strange, this new brand of women that's suddenly become a...
Posted by Kenyon on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST