Tom Petty and the Heartblakers

I walk with a limp. I'm not injured. I blow up the spot. I have no explosives. I'm never on the hook. My posse runs deeper than any cavalry. When I holla, people listen. My funk is always 100% authentic, I never fake the funk. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal and use Dom Perignon in lieu of milk. I always walk backwards, I never front. My most notorious monicker is, "Balla", but I don't play nor do I have any affiliation to any sport that utilizes a ball. The police keep a helicopter hovering over my homes in the Hollywood Hills, Prague, NYC and Compton. I won't ever finish partying until I have blood oozing from every orifice, then I take a power nap.