We got jacked |
There is someone out there who stole from us. Someone who we temporarily befriended who now will receive a terrible godsmack. Here's the story. It was around 4:20. We were enjoying an elevated mental ...
Posted by EGRESS on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:28:00 PST |
A Broken Band |
We are a bit of a mess right now. Mike, as many of you may very well know has a broken hand. He broke it while playing a hard core game of sand volleyball. Mark, well mark is a whole notha' story.
We...
Posted by EGRESS on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST |
Breaking And Entering |
We love Vanessa. She deals with our daily chaos, mildewing clothes all over the place, and best of all lets a bunch of nasty boys crash at her Tampa crib..We start today speaking of lo...
Posted by EGRESS on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST |
Video Video Video |
Hey Guys..greetings from the state where the sun just won't stop shining, no not Iowa you idiot, Florida. We've just posted a brand new video that features many of you dancing, drinking, and pretty mu...
Posted by EGRESS on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:15:00 PST |
Feelin The Love |
The love was flowing like pounds of super kind sticky icky at a glaucoma convention. It leaned on us like a swollen, sweating, airline passenger who had had 3,768 too many sti...
Posted by EGRESS on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:12:00 PST |
What Happened To Yo Skin Man? |
The white people in the Egress crew look crazy. Red, purplish, orangey, skin masses with pasty white eye balls. Flakes of what was an elbow or a lower back now sit in strange far away places, eac...
Posted by EGRESS on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:27:00 PST |
Don’t hate the cake..hate the game |
It was if they had no regard for flour, for sugar, for the sweet little joy that comes from making layers of tasty goodness. It was not their enemy, it was a poor, defenseless jumbo pastry.Here's the ...
Posted by EGRESS on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST |
Upper Lips and the Hair that lives there |
Bom- chika-Bom-Bom (Say it with brown shag carpets and people with no under garments in mind, if you don’t get it you should read no further)I begin with such a raunchy reference to set the stag...
Posted by EGRESS on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:19:00 PST |
New Music And How You Can Get Up On It |
Imagine the setting...the reassuring hum of Honda Civics racing down I 35, a cold MGD dripping all over your stamped, sweaty hand, women, droves of them, clad with headbands for skirts and wristbands ...
Posted by EGRESS on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST |
Woe And The Sin City Folk |
Life has been tough for us lately..for the past week or so we've been forced to soak up the california sun, hit the sandy shores of countless beaches, and attend raucous fiestas with droves of wi...
Posted by EGRESS on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST |
