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Quentin "MERCH BITCH" Felis

Kill an EMO and I'll give you a dollar

About Me

I love Music, Friends, Psychobilly, Punk, Relaxing, and PORTY. I live in Chandler, AZ with my mommy and brother. Me and my bro don't talk to much and my mom is turning me into ED GEINS. I love going to shows and I love hanging out. I am a CUNT most of the time if I don't like you at first just let me get to know you. I work at a sporting good store and love it cause I don't do shit. I also work for a Clothing line called PSYCHO CLOTHES (psychoclothes.com) and I am know as "MERCH BITCH" you can catch us at alot of Psychobilly/Rockabilly shows. I also work with my DAD who is the most kick ass dude in the WORLD. He is a Plumber in the ARIZONA area and is a retired VET and an old Bouncer for a shit load of people. And my parents got a divorce when I was 6 and am alot happier now. I love sex but don't get it to often, so I watch porn to, and every girl I know call me a man whore, which men aren't whores, only women can be.I am in to Punk and Psychobilly music. THE CLASH showed me PUNK, and the old NEKROMANTIX showed me PSYCHOBILLY. I am in the process of starting a new band with my buddies and might already be in a band, Im just not sure. I watch movies that alot of people think are stupid but I love, (WILD ZERO, STORY of RICKY, SPECIAL DEAD, ZEBRA MAN, BEHIND THE MASK). I LOVE MY FRIENDS, with out them I would be dead or being doing a shit load better in school. I play Bass guitar, Stand Up Bass, Guitar, Drums, Mandoline, and sing. I do drink, PBR ALL THE WAY. I do watch sports and nascar.I hate, EMO's, Controlling/clingy women, Racism, Posers, Scene Kids, MTV, and being underage. If people have a problem with me I ask one thing, "Say it to my face pussy, don't talk shit behind peoples back, thats what makes me want to cut out your mom's vagina with a chainsaw and force feed it down your throat". If you want to get to know me, message me and I'll try getting back to you it may take a little bit, or I will give you my number and we can talk then. And if I don't want to talk to you I'll let you know. And on last thing to remember kids, in the words of Mark T. "There's no butts in Heaven, so get your ANAL now".Created with mySpace Profile Editor

My Interests


So much stuff so little time FILMING (I Filmed This)

I'd like to meet:

All the Stray Cats, Every kick ass Bass players in the world(Bass Guitar or Upright Bass), Many bands I haven't seen, and I meet so many damn people, if you're a cool cat I'll like to meet you.

Music:

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Calabrese, The Limit Club, Glass Heros, Misfits,Pennywise, Social Distortion, Anti-flag, Rancid, Tigar Army, The Clash, Nekromantix, Dropkick Murphys, Lars and the Bastards, Johnny Cash, Horrorpops, Roger Miret and the Disasters, The Rezurex, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, The Tossers, Time Again, Darkbuster, Left Alone, The Transplants, Bad Religion, The Casualties, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Exploited, Total Choas, U.S. Bombs, The Unseen, Old Green Day, The Spookshow, The Creepshow, Creature Feature,

Movies:

Any movie I see at Movie night is my favorite. SLC Punk, Taxi driver, Good Fellas, Casino (any thing with Robert Deniro), Anchorman, Dawn of the dead, Day of the dead, Night of the dead, Animal House, Cheech and Chong movies, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Jay and silent Bob strike back, Blues Brothers, Gone in 60 Seconds (1974 edtion), Tommy

Television:

South park, Family Guy, American dad, Seinfeld, Everybody loves Raymond, Reno 911, Surreal life, Three Stooges, Married with children, Simpsons, Futurama, Scrubs, Spin City.

Books:

FUCK books wats reedin evr dun 5 mi

Heroes:

Nekroman , Joe Strummer , Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Topper Headon (The Clash), Tim Armstrong , Lars Fredriksen, Matt Freeman, Brett Reed (Rancid), Bobby Calabrese, Davey Calabrese, Jimmy Calabrese (Calabrese ,Sid Vicious, Mike Ness, Mark Unseen, Paul Unseen, Al Capone, Jack the Ripper, Ken Casey, Al Barr, Patricia Day, Geoff Kresge, Jack Daniels, The Guy thats going to kill Bush, The guy who invented

My Blog

The Great IHOP Battle

The battle lasted hours (10 minutes) and we lost alot of good men in the battle. Sam, Elliot, Kevin, Owen, Zeke, Eric, Nic, Ronney. That gave their lives for Freedom. Here are the pictures of the Bat...
Posted by Quentin "MERCH BITCH" Felis on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

NEW HAIR COLOR (YOUR CHOICE)

How the hell is everybody doing, shits been fun lately, but if you have seen me lately you have seen sexy hair. So I want your opinions on what should be the NEW COLOR of my hair. It has been every co...
Posted by Quentin "MERCH BITCH" Felis on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST

Calabrese show 6/1/07

That show kicked ass and they FUCKED SHIT UP    ...
Posted by Quentin "MERCH BITCH" Felis on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST