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UNIVERSAL REMONSTER

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Hmmmmmmmm..... after three years of being intentionally ironic by not describing myself, I'll make a brief update in three word sentences.Stupid people suck. Cool people rule. Music is good. I like football. Darwin was genius. Please Re Return. I play guitar. My voice sucks. Sushi da bomb. Television usually blows. Steve fuckin' McQueen. Keep your jellybeans. Band managers suckmaballs. Stafford Man Crush. Friends are fun. Drunk is good. Gin and Tonic. Fall in love. Pet names rock. Llamas are stupid. Laughter is gold. I've gotten fat.I like cooking.........

My Interests

movies, trivia, fantasy football, beer, shows, watching ESPN, the Georgia Bulldogs, the Baltimore Ravens, The Sacramento Kings, The Tampa Bay Lightning, your mom

Books:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Congo, The Great Train Robbery, High Fidelity, How to be Good, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World, Origin of Man, Lunar Park, Heart of Darkness, The Awakening, Coming! Aphrodite, 1776