A Turd

I have been around as long as there has been life to create me. I am a chameleon. I take on the shape and color of whatever you eat. If you had peanuts, I have peanuts. If you had corn, I have corn. And if you drank alot of blue-rasberry Kool-aid, I too, am blue. You may ask yourself "how did this turd get to be my friend on MySpace?" It is because I infiltrate all American institutions! Face it, there's shit in the white house, shit on capitol hill, and there may even be shit in your home! Remember, remember, the turd in September!I edited my profile with A Turd!