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sarah

i never want to be taken seriously

About Me

Tinker and Tater's Whoop A$$ Stay at Home Review
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making up imaginary friends and having them talk to each other - then I write it all down and sell it to you.Oh and I love food. Seriously. Love. Food.And I say "seriously" far too much. I need a synonym or twelve.

My Interests

didn't I just answer this question? I think I just answered this one, seriously. Isn't that what "About Me" is for?

I'd like to meet:

GHANDI HAS A MYSPACE!! Thank you to Brad Listi!Now, can anyone find the Buddha for me?

Music:

this topic makes my head ache simply for the fact that it says waayy much more about me as a human being than I am willing or want to admit on a website.I will ask you a question though, and your answer will determine whether I can talk to you or not.Now don't think, just answer. Gut instinct.The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?Got an answer? Seriously? I'm totally judging you right now.

Movies:

I like getting drunk and going to them and evaluating their value on the basis of whether I was able to keep dinner down despite that last Irish Coffee I had. I am also a member of the Academy of Arts and Sciences.

Television:

I absolutely hate people who tell me they don't watch TV. You know what? You're full of shit and everyone here can see that.

Books:

see above RE: Movies. I am also a member of the Pulitizer Selection Committee.

Heroes:

Batman - batman is the only non-super, superhero. he's just angry and smart and the bastard can roll right up there with goody-two shoes, I'm-an-alien-with-extraterrestrial-powers Superman. it doesn't get much cooler than that.

My Blog

Chocolate Cake, Buttercream Frosting

So perhaps I may have looked at a Rachel Ray recipe, added a dash here and there from my Aunt Margaret's famous frosting recipe and jacked up the choco-factor to eleven but try it ...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:30:00 PST

Natural Beauty

SoapWashclothZitMedicineTonerSunscreenMoisturizerPoreStripsM askHydrogenPeroxideGlycolicPeelPeelNeutralizerNightCreamToot hbrushToothpasteFlossersMouthwashWhiteStripsLipglossLipPlump erTweezersWaxBrowPen...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

Download Free Stay At Home eBook!

 download a free ebook version of Stay At Home off of my website www.billysmitts.com. Just scroll down under Availability and click the link! Happy reading! Sarah ...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

Book Club Organizers!! Special Free Promotion for Stay At Home!!

Email me for details - [email protected]
Posted by sarah on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

An Old Friend

I can't even count the number of times he woke me up with the cold wet shock of his nose on unmentionable, uncovered body parts.He climbed up on the dining room table more than once, taking the u...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST

Where do I cast my vote of No Confidence?

I know we don't have that here but Mike Wallace on TDS had a point.
Posted by sarah on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

Stay At Home Author Sarah Phelan Giving Away 1000 free eBooks for the Month Of January

January 6, 2007, Lynn, MA. "Stay At Home" author Sarah Phelan is offering 1000 full pdf versions of her "romance novel gone bad" for the month of January, 2007, to be downloaded off of her website, ht...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

For a limited time, download a free copy of Stay At Home!

I'm not kidding everyone. :)   Yes! Download the entire book in pdf format for FREE! Download it, read it, share it for FREE! Go to www.billysmitts.com and scroll down to Availability, click the ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

Freakonomics: Review of A Christmas Present

Pick it up when you get a chance. Like the book was written for me, December 29, 2006 So this book basically chronicles arty politi-geek's latest late-night conversations. I completely love that Lev...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

Coming Attractions...

So I've been blogging elsewhere - mostly where it is half expected that I rant like a crazed lunatic over nothing much interesting at all. And that is where? You guessed it, The Huffington Post. No...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST