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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David J. Schwartz
Birthday: September 22, 1970
Birthplace: St. Paul, Minnesota
Current Location: Chicago, Illinois
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Norwegian/German/Irish/Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Grinders
Your Weakness: Spaceships
Your Fears: Enclosed Spaces
Your Perfect Pizza: Broccoli and Mushroom - Deep Dish!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell my first novel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Um. More sleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: American Politics. Nixon to Clinton. Lose it.
Pepsi or Coke: Nope.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nuh-uh.
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hot tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Surprise me.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, except on the days when I don't.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Done that.
Do you believe in yourself: Yes, but not in you. Solipsism isn't just a philosophy. It's a lifestyle.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in cases of turbulence or Tilt-a-Whirls.
Do you think you are Attractive: Why? Are you saying I'm not? It's the hair, isn't it? Oh god. No one will ever love me . . .
Are you a Health Freak: Not so much.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: That night I ran naked into the darkness with the lightning flashing above me and the warm rain steamed off my skin and I was trying to find you but you were gone and when I woke up the ships had all sunk in the storm, their masts poking up out of the harbor like reeds out of a pond but the bodies of the drowned were never found, so I know that you are still alive somewhere.
Do you play an Instrument: Badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yikes!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ideas
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not physically
Ever Shoplifted: Not much
How do you want to Die: Never, thanks.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Smarter
What country would you most like to Visit: Kenya
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Open
Favourite Hair Color: Cerulean
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Green
Weight: Gravity
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Didn't count
Number of CDs I own: Can't count
Number of Piercings: Final countdown
Number of Tattoos: Just the Count (from Sesame Street)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count
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