Eh ken this lassie...shiz got fehv bairns but nane o thum ur hurz... |
Fuck sake, jist gittin' stertit an thair's thi door.Right thi morin, eh swayur...eh'll tell yi a' aboot ir...pure MINK. Dead funny....
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:55:00 PST |
Go North...but yi better Go South an a ; ) |
Eh've no' been oot fur pyoor aigggggggiz, so eh went to sumhin at Fatties last night. It wuz ti tell a cunt aboot this Go North hingy. Eh wiz in mu ELEMUNT. Free drink...bra'...nae fuckin' gadgies...b...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:11:00 PST |
Noo hoose |
Eh cannae buhleev whut a starty eh've hud to this yeer, eh'm tellin' yi...the last thing eh mind o' Crismus was giein a boy dressed as Santa a hand joab up a closie on the Lochee Road. Polis kot iz, d...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST |
Hingin; aboot bin larrys... |
Eh've been hinkin' aboot whut kind o' lad eh wahnt fur Crismus...no' bathird aboot loadza munny or anyhin'. Eh wahnt a laddie thit kin pick iz up and throw iz ower eez shidder if eh get, well, how kin...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST |
Santa kin awa an fuck eesel... |
Eh CANNA be BATHIRD wi' a' this shite...see if it wuzna fur gittin' presnts an' stuff, eh wouldna bathir wi' a' this Crismus keech...A' yoo kee-unts huvna telt iz whaur eh kin git rite oot mi tits eit...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST |
Choo choo chewies.... |
No' speakin' ti mi pal Kelly...shiz no' happy thit eh went awa' ti a big do on Setterday withoot ir...this boy thit's got a wee printin' shop askt iz if ih wahted to go an' see The La' get an' awahrd ...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST |
Fatties chance... |
Ken whut? Sum fowk huv just got ti be telt, di thi? Yi cannae SING ya stupes. Me an' mi mates went ti thi Wave 102 karaoky hing in thi noo Fatties Lehv las' nite. Dinna git iz wrang, eh luv Wave...a' ...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Canna see green cheese... |
Canna beleev it...eh wuz hae'in a braw time...then fuckin' Claverhoose huz gotta shuv ir big neb in...just LAVEIZALANE yoo eh!!!!!Eh'm tellin' yi, it's just coz eh'm dae'in it. Shi canna git ir ain pa...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST |
Eh jamp in a dub! |
See a' thay moanin' fuckers aboot a wee butty rehn...thir dae'in MEH HAID IN!Oh it's rehnin'...oh it's cald...it's affy grey...It's fuckin' wintir in Scotland peepul! Whut thi fuck ur yi wahntin'...fu...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Seek an blue... |
Me and mi pal went oot last night...shiz jist binned ir lad (thank fuck fir that...shill no' bather when shi finds oot eh shagged um at ir 21st) so shiz needin' a but cheerin' up.Hud a few in the hoos...
Posted by Paris Hulltoon on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST |
