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Jackie

The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great myste

About Me

When I'm not moistening the corporate machine in my day job, I'm the European Coordinator for Chronicles of Chaos - the classiest, most intelligent, and longest-running extreme metal 'zine on the web. While the sinister sounds from the harsh void has been my passion for nearly two decades, I respect people with their own ideas far more than I do the gangly douchebags that are sadly associated all too often with the scene. Beside listening to or writing about music, you'll probably find me watching movies, working out, playing the old gee-tar and attempting (quite poorly I might add) to lay 14-year old nerds to waste in various incarnations on Xbox Live.
Lupara - No Pity on the Ants

My Interests

Music, Movies, Video Games, Mixed-Martial Arts, Pro Wrestling

I'd like to meet:


Andre Arlovski

Chuck Liddell

James Gandolfini

Larry David

Stephen Colbert

Music:

I'm old enough now to have outgrown the rule of "If it ain't heavy, it's probably gay." However, I seem to be naturally pre-disposed toward the brutal stuff - Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Akercocke, Goatwhore, Melechesh, Emperor, Lamb of God, Satyricon, Immortal, Suffocation...you get the picture.

Apart from that, I also enjoy Faith No More, Queens of the Stone Age, Kings of Leon, Fugazi, Depeche Mode, Public Enemy, Gravediggaz, RL Burnside, Tindersticks, Rancid, Chris Connelly, Frank Black, The Dead Milkmen and anything else that can hold my attention intelligently.

Movies:

I have a DVD collection that's well passed the 350-mark, and includes American Beauty, O Brother Where Art Though?, Crash, 21 Grams, Fight Club, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Lost In Translation, The Godfather, The Terminator, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, American History X, Heat, Goodfellas, The Departed, and a whole bunch of other shit you can't borrow.

Television:

I'm fond of, nay obsessed with The Sopranos. I still get a kick out of Seinfeld after seeing every episode at least 20 times and I love Curb Your Enthusiasm, Malcolm In The Middle, Arrested Development, and King of Queens.

Books:

"Have a Nice Day" by Mick Foley
"The Watchmen" by Warren Ellis

Heroes:

Dana White
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stephen Colbert
Larry David
Chuck Liddell
Tito Ortiz
...and last but not least BIFF TANNEN

My Blog

Overdosing on GRINDCOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

Currently listening to so much Leng Tch'e, Pig Destroyer, Cephalic Carnage, and Brutal Truth it's certifiable.  My neighbours must love me!      ...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

UFC 70

UFC 70 - Manchester, April 21 I'm sitting in Block 114, Row G, Seat 25 and I can not fucking wait!!!!! If anyone reading this is going to be there, get in touch. 
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

Top 5 Movies of 2006

My list in order of preference: 1.  The Departed (if this doesn't snag an Oscar for Scorcese, I riot!) 2.  Little Miss Sunshine 3.  Apocalypto 4.  Borat 5.  Inside Man&nb...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Ten albums you needed to buy in 2006

In order of importance: 1.  Goatwhore - "A Haunting Curse" 2.  Melechesh - "Emissaries" 3.  Lamb of God - "Sacrament" 4.  Cannibal Corpse - "Kill" 5.  Deicide - "The Stench of...
Posted by Jackie on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST