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T E S S I E

www.tessie-model.com...Is pregnant again due 4th March 09 x

About Me

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You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Teststarsign:
Aries - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet.
Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you.
Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected.
Your negative traits:
You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements.
Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to regret it later.
You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had.
Your ideal partner:
A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics.
Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months.
Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased.
Your dating style:
Wild, unpredictable, fun, and daring. Your ideal date may involve a couple motorcycles or naked skydiving.
Your seduction style:
Honest and direct - you have no need for romance or much foreplay.
Show off. You like to show your lover how you're the best ever.
Ambitious. You often like to go all night - or aim for multiple orgasms.
Tips for the future:
Start to believe in second and third chances. You don't have to dump them so fast.
Savor the process. Sometimes the best part of falling in love is taking things in slow motion.
Let go of comparisons. If someone's with you, then you've already one. Stop worrying about exes.
Best color to attract mate: Red
Best day for a date: Tuesday What's Your Love Profile?Job:
You Should Be a Politician
Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it.
Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground... even if it's unpopular.
And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions.
A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way.
You do best when you:
- Work according to your own rules
- Can change the world with what you do
You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?genius
You Are 83% Tortured Genius
You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island. Are You a Tortured Genius?RANDOM QUIZ
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: Asset
What did you do last night?: Online
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Porn
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: I cant say i have
Last time you swam in a pool?: 2 couple of months ago
What are you wearing?: A bra and panties
How many cars have you owned?: 0
Type of music you dislike most?: Hip Hop & R&B
Are you registered to vote?: Nope
Do you have cable?: Yes
What kind of computer do you use?: laptop
Ever made a prank phone call?: Many a time
You like anyone right now?: Yes
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: No it would mess my hair up
Furthest place you ever traveled?: hummmm not far
What's your favorite comic strip?: Batman
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Yes
Shower, morning or night?: Night and bath
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Predator
Favorite pizza toppings?: Ham & Pineapple
Chips or popcorn?: Chips
What cell phone provider do you have?: Virgin
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: No
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: Yes
Orange Juice or apple?: Orange
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: Megan & Joan
favorite chocolate bar?: Galaxy
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Emma
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: I dont like tomato
Have you ever won a trophy?: Yes
Favorite arcade game?: Space Invadors
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: No
Sprite or 7-UP?: Neither
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: Yes
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: ?
Ever thrown up in public?: Yes
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: millionaire
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Spongebob
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: Yes
What message is on your voicemail machine?: The one that came with the phone
Where would you like to go right now?: London
Whats the name of your pet?: Mr Huggy Bear & Puspa
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: A back pack are you for real?
What do you think about most?: My man
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General Questions
What Is Your Full Name?: Tessa Louise Roberts
How Old Are You?: 19
When Is Your Birthday?: 23rd March
Where Were You Born?: Cambridge
What Color are Your Eyes?: Green
What Color Is Your Hair?: Brown
How Tall are You?: 5ft 5"
What Is Your Favorite Personal Physical Feature?: Im perfect
How Many Siblings Do You Have?: 1
Music
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Music?: Rock n Roll
What Is Your Least Favorite Kind Of Music?: R & B
Who Is Your Favorite Artist/Band?: Avenged Sevenfold at the minute
Do You Wish You Had Some Sort Of Music Talent?: Nope
Do You Play An Instrument?: Nope
Do You Like To Sing?: Yes
Do You Like To Sing In The Shower?: Nope
Movies
What Is Your Favorite Type Of Movie?: A cheesy action
What Is Your Favorite Movie?: Predator
Who Is Your Favorite Actress/Actor?: Johnny Depp
Do You Think Movie Stars Should Make Less Money?: Nope
Sports
What Are Your Favorite Sports?: Wrestling
Who Are Your Favorite Teams?: ....
Do You Enjoy Going To Live Sporting Events?: Yes
Do You Play Any High School Sports?: Im not in high school
The Party Life
Have You Ever Gotten Drunk Before?: HA HA... Have you seen my pictures?
Do You Like To Attend Parties For Fun?: Honey i am the party!
Do You Do Drugs?: Nope
Have You Ever Tried Drugs?: Nope
Have You Ever Drank For Fun?: Der...
What Is The Best Thing About A Party?: ME!
Do You Have Any Tattoos?: Nope
Do You Have Any Piercings?: Yes
Do You Want More Tattoos/Piercings? Which ones?: Nope
Religion
Do You Attend Church/Temple/Moske?: No
What Religion Are You?: Im not religious
How Committed Are You?: Im not
Are You Saved?: From the devil??... I hope not!
Do You Read The Bible/Torah/Koran Daily?: A what?
How Often Do You Pray?: I dont
Cars
Are You Into Fixing Up Cars/Trucks?: No
What Kind Of Vehicle(S) Do You Have?: I dont drive
What Is Your Dream Machine?: ha ha a nice bentley please
Video Games
Do You Play Video Games?: Yes
How Many Hours A Day Do You Play Video Games?: 1
Have You Ever Played A Video Game So Long You Forget To Eat?: Yes
What Is Your Favorite Game?: Assasins Creed on playstation 3 at the minute
What Is Your Favorite Game Type?: A kill em all
What Game Are You Most Excited For In The Future?: Hummm not sure... isnt lego indieana jones coming out soon?
Xbox 360 Or PS3?: PS3
Shopping
Do You Like Shopping?: Love it
What Is Your Least Favorite Kind Of Shopping?: Food shopping
How Many Times A Month Do You Go Clothes Shopping?: about 15 times
What Are Your Favorite Things To Shop For?: Lingerie, Jewellery and Accessories
How Many Pairs Of Sunglasses Have You Bought?: Not many
How Many Sandals Do You Own?: Ewww none
Friends
Happiest: Joan
Hottest: Joan
Smartest: Megan
Dumbest: Joan
Religious: Joan
Athletic: HA HA
Nerdiest: Emma
Nicest: Megan
Meanest: Joan / Emma
Concieded: Joan
Craziest: Joan
Funniest: Joan
Food
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Food?: McDonalds or Chinese
Starbucks or Jamba?: Starbucks
What Is Your Favorite Meal?: Big Mac, fries, coke, chicken nuggets, mc flurrys (this is one order! lol)
Do You Like Fish?: No
Are You A Healthy Eater?: No
Cookie Dough Or Oreo Ice Cream?: Oooooo Cookie dough
Do You Call it Soda Or Pop?: Pop
What is Your Favorite Soda?: Pepsi
What is Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink?: Cocktails or Champagne
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Desert?: Chocolate Brownies
Relationships
What Does Your Dream Relationship Consist Of?: lots of sex
What Is The Most Important Thing In A Relationship?: Love, Happyness, Trust, SEX
What Is Your Dream Date?: A ful day all alone in bed with my fiance
Do You Believe in Abstenence Until Marriage?: Ive already been with my future husband
Does Your Mate Need To Be Taller Than You?: Yes
How Long Would You Wait To Kiss After Meeting Someone?: I dont
How Soon Do You Want To Get Married?: Now please
How Many Children Do You Want To Have?: loads
How Long Would You Walk To Find Your True Love?: I wouldnt id get a taxi
Do You Believe in True Love?: Yes
Have You Ever Been in Love?: Yes
Last General Information
What You Like to Do for Fun?: Shopping, Art, Going out with my girlys, JOAN, Modelling, Taking my boy out for the day
What Size Shoes Do You Wear?: 5
Do You Like Animals?: I love cats
Are You A Good Student?: Im the best
What's Your Dream Job?: To be a successful lingerie designer
What Do You Do For a Living?: Im a model and do some design on the side
Do You Like Your Job?: I love it
If You Had One Wish, What Would That Wish Be?: To have a better wardrobe!
Do You Love Your Family?: I adore them
What Do You Think is the Most Important Thing in Life?: Being happy
What Do You Think About When You're Alone?: Someone
What Do You Dream About?: That would be telling
What Do You Fear the Most?: Getting old
What is Your Most Missed Memory?: Being pregnant i think.
Are You the Trustworthy Type?: Ha Ha NO!
Do You Like Poetry? If So, Who's Your Favorite Poet?: Hummm not so much
What is the Best Way in Which You Express Yourself?: Painting
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My Interests

College, Art, Fashion, Movies, Theatre, Photography, Shopping, Erotic dancing, Make Up, Cocktails, Champagne, Property, Business, Playstation! Erotic fiction, Rock n Roll, Going out, Gallerys, Museums, History, Scrapbooking, Sewing, Painting, Kniting, Drawing, Felting, Jewellery Making, Selling things ive made.

I'd like to meet:

Designers, Photographers, Agencies, Make up artists, Anyone with a creative bone in their body! lol........ Oh and of course Mr John Galliano and Johnny Depp! ;)
Men See You As Understated
You are an intreguing mix of girl and woman.
You're feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men.
Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don't know you.
You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know well How Do Men See You?

Music:

ACDC, Avenged Sevenfold, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Black Sabbeth, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, BuckCherry, Cradle Of Filth, Darkness, Distillers, Dropkick Murphys, Enter Shakari, Greenday, Guns n Roses, Iggy Pop, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrex, John Lennon, Kiss, Korn, Led Zepplin, Marilyn Manson, Meatloaf, Megadeath, Metallica, Motley Crue, Motorhead, New York Dolls, Nirvana, Pantera, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Rainbow, Ramones, Rolling Stones, Slayer, Slipknot, Slunt, Status Quo, T Rex, Tenacious D, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Whitestripes, Wildhearts, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society!

Movies:

Ermmmmm i lurve........ Forest Gump, Big Fish, Breakfast at Tiffanys of course!, Alien, Predator, Alien vs Predator, Blues Brothers, Cry Baby, Benny & Joon, Die Hard, Star Wars, Cleopatra, Natural Born Killers, Bonnie & Clyde, Desporado, Bill & Ted, Indiana Jones, Lolita, Malrats, Elizabeth, The cats meow, Cat on a hot tin roof, I love period dramas and i lurve Joseph Fiennes!!!... Like have you seen him in Elizabeth and Shakespeare in love?!?! lolLove anything with Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Lauren, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, Ashton Kutcher, Jack Black.Im shit scared of zombie movies! lol.. I still love watching them though.* * * * My favourite Christain Dior / John Galliano show of all time... The Spring 2004. Inspired by Johns trip to Egypt. * * * *

Television:

Heros, Doctor Who, Hollyoaks, Project Catwalk, What Not to Wear, Trinny & suzannah, Jeremy Kyle, Riki Lake, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Mr Benn, Anything on the history channel too.... Love me history!

Books:

Soppy, girly, romantic ones or erotic fiction

Heroes:

Audrey Hepburn & Sophia Lauren.