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tim

purple monkey dishwasher!!!!!!!!!

About Me

i sell vintage clothes, and i run a shoe repair shop, so i'm a seller of cloths and a fixer of shoes... if you need your shoes fixed i'll fix them for you, soles, heels, ect... i play the banjer (thats the banjo to all you squares who don't know) the geetar and the fiddle... though i play the fiddle very poorly, but i still play it cause i'm a rebel like that and my neighbors hate me... i don't wear clothes made after 1965, cause new clothes are for squares... i'm not very smart, i'm not very pretty, i'm prone to falling down a lot... i play awesome lead guitar, in the brand new band GET SWEATY!!! we are going to change the world, so watch out... for really, be prepared to have your mind blown... get sweaty!!! yeeeeeah... MAKE IT NASTY!!!!!!!!!!! i'm the banjer player for the punk rock country band bourbon legends... www.therealbourbonlegends.com but we ain't played in forever, and i don't know if we ever will again... i'm tired... i'm not writing no more... im me: outerspacefarout

My Interests

i play the, banjo, the guitar, and the ukulele, i watch to much t.v. and read to little, i listen to joan jett, old timey country/bluegrass music, and a lot of ac/dc... vintage ties... i was definatly born in the wrong decade... and am therefore very interested in the subject of time travel... mostly i'm interested in pretending to be very interested in the the subject of time travel... i pretend a lot...

I'd like to meet:

people and stuff... KITTCBLAMFer!!!!!!!!!

Music:

ac/dc, hank williams the senior, jimmy rodgers, johnny cash, old timey country music, kentucky banjo music specifically, the bellrays, crimson sweet, joan jett, screamin jay hawkins, edith piaf, southern culture on the skids, depression era and older cowboy yodel songs and ballads, patsy cline, bill monroe, janes addiction, mississippi john hurt, roscoe holcomb, roscoe holcomb!!!hobart smith. grandpa jones. flat and scruggs. and so forth...

Movies:

casablanca, harvey, brazil, spinal tap, edward scissorhands, the hudsuxer proxy, raising arizona, the big lebowski, breakfast at tiffinys, city of the lost children, metropolis, dr. strangelove, amelie, sweet and lowdown, roman holiday, and so forth...

Television:

simpsons, Lost, !!, recess, filmore, law and order, law and order svu, law and order ci, (in that order hehe), the late show with david letterman, frontline, i don't have cable but there would probably be mass more shows i'd like if i did...

Books:

the great shark hunt -hunter s thompson, pure drivel- steve martin, kingdom of fear- hunter s. thompson, anything else by the one hunter s. thompson,east of eden, on liberty-john stuart mills, ...

Heroes:

Angus Young... hunter s thompson... joan jett... jimmy rodgers... billie holiday...

My Blog

new banjo pics...

in my pictures section... was given to me by a friend... with its frett board shaved off, missing a tuner and in bad shape... but i made a new fret board out of two halfs of a yard stick... used woo...
Posted by tim on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:41:00 PST

fuck you portalnd!!!!

seriouslly... stop taking all my friends away from me... i hate you... i hate you forever...
Posted by tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah...

yeah dude for really... blah...
Posted by tim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST