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John R Barchard

Going Back Home

About Me

Fat guy that eats butter and sugar

My Interests

Gravity, Dry Erase Boards, Pigeons, Half Eaten Extracts of Paprika, Diamonds That Remain Still, Smelling, Throwing Young Children in the Rain, Bent Golf Clubs, Sinful Backrubbing, Agressive Masturbation and Italian Food.
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Music:

Tool, Anything Mike Patton does, Outkast, Bjork, Massive Attack, Sterophonics, Fair to Midland, ISIS, Kadaa, Al Green, Doobie Brothers, Common, Ministry, The Roots, Biggie, Sucidal Tendencies, Portishead, CKY, Dredg, House of Pain, A Perfect Circle, Opus Dai, Bobby Darin, Mouse on Mars, Alice In Chains, NIN, Queens of The Stone Age, Opeth, Marvin Gaye, In Flames, World Under Blood, Now On, Nick Waren, Murs, The Editors, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Nevermore, Minus the Bear, Clutch, Soundgarden, Modest Mouse, James Brown, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Lamb of God, Silversun Pickups, Cannonbal Adderly, Meat Puppets, The Knife, Charlie Parker, Jeff Buckley, Kary, Pearl Jam, The Mars Volta, Meshuggah, 2Pac, 311, Slayer, Tori Amos, Mos Def, Eric B and Rakim, St. Germain, Deftones, Minor Threat, La Coka Nostra, Beastie Boys, Seal, Genesis, Foo Fighters, Metallica (1983-1986/1991 and some songs of Load), Helmet, Life of Agony, The Police, Fear Factory, Fugazi, Sevendust, Dead Kennedys, The Dills, Morphine, Cold, Dillinger Escape Plan, Mastodon, Pigmy Love Circus, Michael Jackson, Ray Charles, Dirty Vegas, Gomez, Depeche Mode, Winter Sleep, Circa Survive, Seal, Rollins Band, Adam's Castle, Stevie Wonder, Days of the New, Black Flag, Hum, Armin Van Buuren, Dark New Day, Stellarstar, Ninja Academy, Coal Chamber, Bill Conti, Blue Six, Buff 1, Casket Salesman, The Butthole Surfers, Cheatu Flight, Echo and The Bunnyman, The Melvins, Gnarls Barkley, John Williams, The Good, The Bad and The Queen, Eric B. and Rakim, Imogen Heap, Journey .... There are plenty of others. Just like every art, some are comforting and others are complicated. I try and like it all.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies... ask me about them sometime :)

Television:

Journeyman, The Office, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Battlestar Galactica, Sportscenter, Stump The Schwab and Jeopardy

Books:

Get in the Van (Rollins), Freakonomics (Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner) The Portable Henry Rollins (Rollins) Rich Dad, Poor Dad (not sure) Blink (Malcom Gladwell) Native Son (Richard Wright)

Heroes:

My brother Mike, Henry Rollins, Danny Carey, Bill Hicks, Mike Patton and anyone that doesnt settle for less than they deserve.

My Blog

New GoFy Radio Podcast Is Up!

gofyradiopodcast.mypodcast.com If you have Itunes, just click on the Itunes icon on the site and it will download each brand new episode! You can also download each episode on the site.This week we t...
Posted by John R Barchard on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

GoFy Radio Preview!

We are getting closer and closer to the brand new GoFy Radio podcast, starting Tuesday February 12th! Right now you can head over to Myspace.com/gofyradio to hear some of the new voices that will be ...
Posted by John R Barchard on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:04:00 PST

GoFy Radio 2008 Update

So it took me a long time to find the right people for the job, but I am proud to announce that GoFy Radio has a full line up of co-hosts. Starting in February you will hear our first full 30 min pod...
Posted by John R Barchard on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Goodbye Los Angeles

I am sorry, but I just can't be with you anymore. There are far greater experiences than just holding on to that floating junk that you promote so heavily. I am going to a place where the climate ch...
Posted by John R Barchard on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:35:00 PST

How Every Eagles Fan Feels This Year

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Posted by John R Barchard on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:29:00 PST

Silly Things A 24 Year Old Male Cries At

In no particular order:1. Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock Wrestlemania 182. 3-4 times while watching Rocky Balboa3. Optumus Prime speaking for the first time during Transformers4. Listening to Filter's Take A...
Posted by John R Barchard on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:16:00 PST

I Finally Became A Man

A quartet of gentleman from Detroit sat me down for a candid debate about Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, the DH rule and the stupidity of the NHL legenthing their television agreement with a cable network...
Posted by John R Barchard on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

Clock Suckers

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Posted by John R Barchard on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Donkey Kong Cartoon

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Posted by John R Barchard on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

Hands vs Brain

Come on. Just spit it out. Its all there, just say it. Are you really that much of a chicken shit that you can't even express your own feelings and later post it on a blog that next to no one looks...
Posted by John R Barchard on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST