I'm Sarge Rojo, Commander in Fresh at Camp Cool . I have a bushy mustache and a neatly groomed mini-fro, and you can tell by my smile that I'm confident, charismatic, easy-going and trustworthy. I've dedicated my life to the endless pursuit of fresh, but enough about me.
What is this " Vintage Vantage " thing you keep hearing about? Good question. At it's most basic, it's a website that sells really, really ridiculously cool t-shirts. You can click here to check it out. At it's most dizzyingly complex, Vintage Vantage is a way of life, a philosophy that's been embraced by teen dads the world over.
There's a very TRUE rumor floating around that there's a secret VVIP Lounge hidden somewhere on the site - those lucky enough to find this underground warpzone of fresh are in for a treat. And maybe some free t-shirts?
Thanks for your time and interest,
Sarge
