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About Me

Chris B! presented in glorious
EXTRA C O L O R !i am a fanboy .
i played the flute for 7 years.
i have a hetero lifemate named ryan .
i people watch.
i make fun of people...probably you.
i like to sleep.
i wear sandals all year round.
i watch degrassi like no other.
i often reference things to a "burnt sienna crayon" .
im a calorie counter.
i ♥ my chinchillas, Brian & Robert.
i dont like to shave .
i listen.
i give a men's warehouse guar-on-tee that the venure bros. is the sweetest show ever.
i find horoscopes to be strangely accurate.
i cook dinner.
i am allergic to everything on the effin planet.
i buff my nails. i buff my toes. i trim my cuticles.
i dont touch public door handles.
i thought "an american tale" was a good movie.
i think that crazy mosh kids that do karate kicks are GAYTARDED.
i think the RxBandits cd "progress" is awesome and always will be.
i wear pants.
i think shady friends that dont return phone calls are swoot.
i am shy.
i usually dont make the 1st move.
i like telling stories.
i like talking
i give good back rubs
i am fairly agile.
i cover all the angles .
i am stylish.
i am knee deep in static
I make that shit work.
im more dreamy than one of those light-skinned black guys that have blue eyes.

My Interests

Comics.
EXTRA FLOWERS.
ThreeOneG.
Crystal City.
tivo.
37 inch LCD TV's.
Chinchillas.

Sirius Satellite radio
Howard stern
ice blue raspberry kool-aid.
American apparel
movies.
sleeping.
Pillow Pants.
Voucher Ankles.
Covino & Rich.
Nissan Stanzas.
Family Double Dare.
balance sheets
Income statements
Statements of cash flows
MECHA SHIVA
sushi.
Nien Nunb.
Duffy Moon.
eating out.
Pterodactyls.
Giant Boy Detective
DOUBLE DRAGON
Scrotal Safety.
Speed Suits.
Pink Flamingos.
Toolsheds & Hottubs.
flying casual.
Pink tarantulas.
Trivia at Dave and Busters.
Onis.
JetBoy & JetGirl.
Back rubs.
Polaroids of polarbears.
running for fun.

I'd like to meet:

Someone just like me, but with a vagina.

Also, the Mirror Mirror version of myself.

People piss me off.

Music:

alexisonfire . The locust . copeland . daft punk . the french kicks . glassjaw . MW&C . half moon . this is hell . nightmare of you . the blood brothers . The cardigans . the kinison . the plot . moving units. thursday . the violent femmes . the desaparacidos . phish . headwound city . neon blonde . the honorary title . circa survive . some girls . HerSpaceHoliday . Ben Folds .

Movies:

Any Comic Book movie.
kevin smith.
Wes Anderson.

Television:

TiVo Season Passes include the following, but not restricted to:
The Venture Bros.

DETHKLOK.
the office.
Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!.
Degrassi.
LOST.
Smallville.
South Park.
unsolved mysteries.
x-men.
da Ali G Show.
supernatural.
arrested development.
Heroes.
Sarah Silverman.
Frisky Dingo.
anything [adult swim].
anything on the history channel.
Attack of the show!

Books:

Brian K Vaughan.
Ed Brubaker.
Matt Fraction.
Robert Kirkman.
Warren Ellis.
Peter David.
Garth Ennis.

Heroes:

Giant Boy Detective.

My Blog

Excessive Texting- New words on my T9

..> Ahh AnalBlazer Asshole Batman Bedsores beeeee! boogey Bullshit Bummer Cherp Church's Chicken Clementine colossus cum gargling naked sluts cumbubbles cumdumpster dildo dilly da...
Posted by Chris B on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

comment regarding your new pictures.

To whom it may concern, I hate to break it to you...but the picture of you, or you and your friends, "flipping the bird" to the camera...not cool. Nor was it ever cool. You're not a hard ass. You're n...
Posted by Chris B on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

go eat an aids sandwich

Klaus nomi is the coolest aids infested dead guy ever.Lightning strikes, Klaus Nomi a close 2nd...Eazy-E...
Posted by Chris B on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

This is my life

got this print over a year ago....but never got around to hanging it up.... what a shame ...
Posted by Chris B on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

super extra gay...like superhero gay

Congratulations Justin Timberlake, Though I appreciate your musical endeavors and your growing ambition to help and encourage young women to get loose and "rock [their] body", you, young-man ma...
Posted by Chris B on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:04:00 PST

tricerasaurus hex

The Blood Brothers will be releasing their brand new album, Young Machetes, on October 10th. Young MachetesSet Fire To The Face On FireWe Ride Skeletal LightningLazer LifeCamouflage CamouflageYou're ...
Posted by Chris B on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

nobody move, nobody get hurt

89x bday bash was sweet. we are scientists was effin sweet! am i the only one that sees the resemblance between Howard Stern and chris from We are Scientists? yeah, dashboard and afi were goo...
Posted by Chris B on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

5 years huh?

Adam Kuenner 4/16/84 - 4/20/01 jamie said it best...5 years, but it still seems like yesterday. not a day goes by that i dont think about him. its a shame that some people still act just as retar...
Posted by Chris B on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:55:00 PST

shake it up 05. heres 06

id have to the last 48 hrs of 2005 were the best ever. too bad i wasnt happy like that all year.friday in chi-town was awesome.but saturday was the sex.only certain people make me that happy ...
Posted by Chris B on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

charlie Sheen Vs. Henry Rollins

London, Ontario Road Trip Extravaganza 2005! Featuring: ~ChrisB aka I Eat Heart Attacks...and formerly known as "i fuck kids", "Bitches get Stitches" "Tyranosaurus Chris" & "chris-a-saurus-fuck" ...
Posted by Chris B on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 09:40:00 PST