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About Me

Alright, here is a "Statement of Facts" for the masses: 'Declaration of Annika Simpson': I am a clever and oh so charming artist with aspirations of becoming a hot shot attorney. I do declare that I occasionally underestimate my mental power over people and henceforth, become quite...'cocky', if you will. On a completely different note, my "hobbies" include the following: painting crazy pictures of sleezy people and doodling satiric cartoons when I'm supposed to be working. I love fancy cars, and the finer things in life in general. I had a stunning 1965 Mercedes Benz named Sexy Sadie, I will miss her, but I have upgraded to a Porsche 911sc names Presto, after Beethoven's 9th symphony,fourth movement. (I guess it isn't specifically the 9th, but wouldn't that be cool? Nevermind, most of you are probably uninterested in classical music) Sometimes, I take my cats Major Tom and Ziggy Stardust for rides around town. Tom sleeps in my lap while Ziggy sits atop my shoulder..how cute. Here's a jolly bit of randomness: I will be running away with Malcolm McDowell...mmm..my fantasy I guess. I really wish that I could use paragraphs in this thing so it doesn't appear too jumbled but oh well. I have very bad eating habits. I'm probably malnourished being that I don't eat meat or fruit. So if you take me out to dinner, expect me to ask about possible amendments to otherwise normal meals. Yes I am a dairy queen. I love eating ice cream and drinking oodles of milk and watching the Golden Girls which I believe to be the greatest sitcom of all time..."Where are the muffins Blaaaaannnch?" I used to hunt mully wammoths in the tundra and then devour my recent kill in six story parking garages all the while listening to the Velvet Underground. My friends and I like to walk down busy avenues and speak jibberish to each other or talk about groady topics like "Burning Urination", etc etc.. This really freaks those infamous overprotective soccer moms out...ha ha. I find it quite enjoyable to stare at blarmy yuppies until they can take no more and run away screaming... ha ha ha ha ha . In all honesty, I really am a kind person that loves making others happy. Despite my manipulative qualities, I still have the capacity to be empathetic on a regular basis and I will also admit that I am a completely HOPELESS romantic. So THERE!!! I constantly get the hiccups, it is the most annoying thing that happens to me. I get them sometimes 4 or 5 times a day, but sometimes I don't get them at all. I have started my own revolt againsts "sluts", especially the infamous plastic trollops with blonde hair. If you ask me, I think they are from another world, sent to destroy us. So this is me summed up, well partially at least. I bid you farewell..... .
Alley Cat! You're a wheelin' & dealin' kind of cat
who not only has the unique ability to take
things in stride, but let it be known you're
smarter than you look.
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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?I am 61% Evil Genius.
. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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How to make a Annika
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts silliness
5 parts empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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My Interests

Drawing, Law, painting old negro pirates, my cats, confusing folks with complicated legal jargon, playing the "spit milk in sink game" which I will explain to anyone who asks, hats, antique clothes, socks and scarfs, riding horses, political arguments (sometimes), yoga (I was on a yoga tv show...how silly), parking garages with more than three stories, poppies, and of course my dear Malcolm McDowell who I still maintain is the sexiest man alive.
You scored as Anarchism.

Socialist

100%

Anarchism

100%

Communism

83%

Green

58%

Democrat

50%

Fascism

Nazi

Republican

0%
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I'd like to meet:

Myself from the future, a flying grey cat, some banjo toting inbreds of course, people who fancy Beethoven and other good music (ie, the Libertines). A certain president so I can slap him in the face and spit on him, an Egyptian God, a Roman Emperor and maybe Tom Selleck. I'd basically like to meet people who have stuph in common with me, or someone I could argue with since I'm studying to become a lawyer. It would be exciting to meet someone that could humble me and the stubborn opinions I carry. I honestly would be happy to meet just about anyone. Drop me a line....
Ludwig Van Beethoven (1770 -
1827)
Growing up, Beethoven endured
mental/physical abuse by his demanding and
alcoholic father who pushed him to become a
musician in order to augment the family income.
In 1795, Beethoven became publicly known as a
rising and brilliant composer. But in 1801, his
confidence began to disappear as his hearing
slowly deteriorated, and in 1818 became
completely deaf. He sank into depression and
paranoia, and was viewed as an eccentric by
others. Though musical tastes had changed in
the 19th century (people then preferred light
rossini operas), Beethoven's genius as a
composer was still known and respected.
Beethoven died in early 1827 during a
thunderstorm. Sources say that Beethoven rose
up and lifted his right fist as thunder lighted
his room, and soon after, sank into eternal
sleep. His funeral was attended by around
30,000 people.

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Music:

Beethoven, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen - of course, The Libertines, BabyShambles, Radiohead, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Bessie Smith, The Stiffs, Spect-1, Underground Profits, Nirvana, Slayer, Simon and Garfunkle, Television, David Bowie, White Stripes, The Strokes, Crazy Mariatchi music when I'm drunk, The Big Band station KCEA (music and memories), The Hollies, Dandy Warhols, Donovan, The Kinks, Portishead, Jimi Hendrix, The Buzzcocks, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Blind Melon, Bennie Goodman, Kitty Kalin, Jimmy Dorsey, Kay Star, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, Mars Volta, Guided By Voices, Hot Snake, Gene Kelly, The Shirelles, The Ronettes, 5678's, Les Miserables, Janes Addiction, Harry Nilsson, Beck, Magnetic Fields, Blonde Redhead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blondie, The Who, Belle and Sebastion, The songs my cats sing by purring (they're quite good you know..). I could go on, but I'd like to finish the rest of my profile.

Movies:

Gone With the Wind, Secret of NIMH, Oh Lucky Man, If...., Brittania Hospital, Caligula, Clockwork Orange (you get the point, anything with my Malcolm in it, or anything directed by Lindsay Anderson), Eyes Wide Shut, 2001, 1984, Battle Royale, The Point, City of God, American Pop, Spirited Away, cheesy Lifetime movies, Golden Girls in Space...I wish, Cat People, LadyKillers, Triplets of Bellville, The Last Unicorn, Kill Bill, The Pride, Midnight Cowboy
I'm Alex de Large from A Clockwork Orange. I'm
quite fond of the Ultraviolence and I'm not
afraid to use it...

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Television:

Golden Girls, Futurama, The Simpsons, Twilight Zone, Leave it to Beaver, The Wuzzles, Kung Fu, Family Guy

Books:

Gone With the Wind, Clockwork Orange (I read this before I saw the movie, it's a great book, Anthony Burgess ROCKS!!)), 1984, Kurt Vonnegut books...yes, all of them, Mr. Burroughs...oh yeah, especially Junky and Nova Express, Catch-22, Wind Up Bird Chronicles, Come As You Are, Archie comics, Memoirs of a Geisha, Goodnight Moon, Reference Books, Law Dictionaries, Hunter Thompson Books (Fear & Loathing and Screwjack are among the favorites). Right now I'm reading a book I found in my boss's office called "What would Machiavelli Do?" - although I don't believe in the ways of Machiavelli, I find this book very interesting.
Hooligan Bear

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Heroes:

Doodsirama, Moily-Joiner, Beethoven, Scarlett O'Hara, Stanley Kubrick, Lindsay Anderson, Tom Selleck, The Libertines, R. Crumb, Robert Stack, Tom, Ziggy and Basil, Trayce, music and art.
You are Marxism. According to Encyclopedia
Britannica Online,Marx claimed that: "In
the social production that men carry on, they
enter into definite relations that are
indispensable and independent of their will,
relations of production which correspond to a
definite stage of development of their material
forces of production. The sum total of these
relations of production constitutes the
economic structure of society, the real
foundation, on which rises a legal and
political superstructure, and to which
correspond definite forms of social
consciousness. The mode of production in
material life determines the general character
of the social, political, and intellectual
processes of life. It is not the consciousness
of men which determines their existence; it is
on the contrary their social existence which
determines their consciousness."
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My Blog

Bowlers are fucking sexy

Bowlers are damn sexy...don't you think? I bet it would be love at first sight if I happened upon a boy in one of these magnificent hats...mmm...
Posted by Annika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK SLUTTY HO-BAGS

I HATE THESE FUCKING SLUT-FUCKS THAT ARE JUST ALL-AROUND BITCHES THAT CAN ALL KISS MY FUCKING ASS AND THEN GET DEAD, ROTTING PIGEONS THROWN AT THERE FUCKING FACES!!!!!! THERE!! I FEEL MUCH BETTER........
Posted by Annika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

demotion of professional integrity

Hello : I need to vent about something embarrassing that occurred. A while ago at work, during a brief state of confusion, I did some scribbles expressing my thoughts on someone I used to reside ...
Posted by Annika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ewwwwwe

I have boogies!!! They are crusty!! Just thought I would let everyone know.
Posted by Annika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dinos

:wink:ÿ Despite the fact that I appear emaciated and my back bone protrudes a tad too much these days, I am by no means a Stegosaurus.ÿ I know that my physical appearance may be misleading and for thi...
Posted by Annika on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST