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About Me

the origin of the name, "hide the knives," is shrouded in secrecy; masked in blanket of deception, lies, and unanswered calls; steeped in a lukewarm pool of mystery; kneaded and baked for 30 minutes at 425 degrees of obscurity; a riddle scrawled on the bathroom wall of the seediest of Cracker Barrels; an enigma bunted down the first base line of existence; a knuckle sandwich for the ego; a notoriously bad tooth brusher; a zealous supervisor in the middle management office of absurdity; an exercise in calamity.this music was still never intended for human consumption forever. friend art.


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Member Since: 7/23/2007
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Influences: complaining, whining, moping, crying, guilting, bitching, moaning, groaning, tearing other people down, belittling others' achievements, being self-righteous, blaming circumstance for my own shortcomings, too cool for school, not holding the door open for stragglers, drunk chipped tooth, saddlebags, being generally disliked by everyone, forcing my religious stance on others, stealing change from your car, never answering the phone, teasing animals, and being your only friend. oh, and did i mention SARCASM?
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Record Label: all of them. i gets paid.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

WHY HIGH FIVES KIND OF SUCK:

I don't know what happened. I was walking to the back of the club when I saw a couple of my friends hanging out amidst a larger group of pseudo-strangers. When I walked up, everyone was high-fiving ea...
Posted by hide the knives. on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:41:00 PST

A SHORT REPRISE ON THE IMPORTANCE OF CLASS SYSTEMS WITHIN OUR OWN SOCIO-POLITICAL CASTLES BUILT

i know you've all been waiting with bated breath. yes, i have returned to a functioning computation machine. i just wasn't getting that wireless reception on the typewriter...traveling can do wonders ...
Posted by hide the knives. on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

THE DEVIL WEARS DADA

i've come to realize that the best products in the mall are sold at the islands in the walkways. stores are for suckers. especially when i've specifically come to buy a personalized hat, 5 pleather be...
Posted by hide the knives. on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:22:00 PST

SHADOW OF A SHADOW

the next time a telemarketer calls and absentmindedly asks you "how are you doing?" make sure you throw them off by saying something akin to: "awful, my dog just got run over by an atv and i'm holding...
Posted by hide the knives. on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST