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tristen

NO DEAL!!

About Me

i live in melbourne. i work in a huge record store deep in the heart of bogan country. i present radio shows on RRR. i play records in dark, dirty clubs under the name 'applejack'. i have never beat-matched in my life. i used to live in london where i did the same thing for death disco. i once spent a year changing light bulbs in a museum. i drink bourbon and lemonade. and carlton black. i will eat anything with avocado on it.
oh, and vodka and cranberry juice is quite refreshing too. i'm a few years late on that fad, but who cares... gimme one now.

"The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit."
- Banksy

My Interests

radio, going to as many gigs as i can, trivia, my kitten Baxter, playing guitar (badly), playing pool (really badly), swearing, writing, reading and second-hand bookstores, the architecture of frank lloyd wright, record shopping, making mix cd's (when i have a cd burner...), people watching, laughing at stupid, stupid things.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who thinks going home now is a bad idea. the bar is still open and your friends are bound to turn up.

Music:

devo, modest mouse, red house painters, sun kil moon, mark kozelek, the cars, ric ocasek, dead kennedys, will oldham, sub pop, buff medways/billy childish, low, ryan adams' heartbreaker, northern soul, martin denny, les baxter, ultra lounge, butthole surfers, alice donut, misfits, cramps, the drones, mclusky, steel pole bathtub, jonathan richman & modern lovers, roxy music, buzzcocks, calexico, wire, sludgefeast, mates of state, curtis mayfield, al green, broken social scene, kings of convenience, sigur ros, sufjan stevens, dexy's midnight runners (searching for the young soul rebels only...), bell x1, les savy fav, dirtbombs, iron and wine, the needles, the zutons, flaming stars, rubinoos, the saints, refused, shooting at unarmed men, mooney suzuki's alive and amplified, jilted john!, make up, digger and the pussycats, nation blue, my disco, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead's 'worlds apart' really is underrated, oh and the better off dead soundtrack rules so hard.

Movies:

stanley kubrick, coen brothers, wes anderson, john hughes, alfred hitchcock, billy wilder, jacques tati, hiyao miyazaki, jimmy stewart, jack lemmon, shaun of the dead, withnail & i, better off dead, fahrenheit 451, princess bride, a very brady sequel, phantom of the paradise, west side story, goodfellas,

Television:

black books, never mind the buzzcocks, alan partridge, phoenix nights, funniest home videos (should be re-named 'darwinism in action'), we can be heroes, coupling, mythbusters, big train, arrested development, CHiPs, harry hill's tv burp, eastenders, the bill, heartbreak high, breakers, pimp my ride, brass eye, family guy, spaced, degrassi in all its wonderful incanations, shit game shows, duckman, ren & stimpy, freaks and geeks, undeclared, entourage and of course...
The Mighty Boosh.

Books:

daniel clowes, powder, breakfast of champions, raymond carver, iain banks, nick hornby, dave eggers, will self, roald dahl, richard scarry, calvin and hobbes, and my not-so-guilty-pleasure...viz (thats a certain mr. terry fuckwitt. gawd bless 'im...)

Heroes:

mark kozelek, mark mothersbaugh, holden caufield (catcher in the rye), kilgore trout (breakfast of champions), elwood p. dowd (harvey, 1950), c.c. baxter (the apartment, 1963), wes anderson, frank lloyd wright.

My Blog

Its Like Perth, But Without the Glitter

I'm running out of cities in Australia that I have yet to visit. When I lived in London for four years, I only went past zone three on the tube map maybe three times and then for only a couple of days...
Posted by tristen on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

Nice work, suits...

Well, your plan to bring the suburbs to the inner city has worked. You middle-management dick-wads have closed down the Spanish Club.I mean, it really sucked that you couldn't hear Gretel announce who...
Posted by tristen on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

The Good Times Are Killing Me...

Just arrived back from Avalon airport after jetting off to Sydney for 11 hours to see Modest Mouse's show up there.After missing our check-in on the way there, and subsequently the flight, we cursed b...
Posted by tristen on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

Splendour? Perhaps. Grass? Well...

Last weekend Jo and myself flew to Byron Bay for the Splendour In The Grass festival.The very festival that sold out in a day and a half.This is an important piece of information, the fact that it sol...
Posted by tristen on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

What makes a guy in his late twenties who remembers full well the badness of the eighties want to go see one of the lamest rock bands of all time? That's right, this bonehead spent $85 on a ticket to ...
Posted by tristen on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

My Life Now.

So as some of you may know, I have started working for a huge music retail giant out in a little place called Epping.Epping seems to be the name that early town planners decided on when they come acro...
Posted by tristen on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:53:00 PST

Applecore review.

Applecore Saturday 18th February 2006 Having 150 strange people in your backyard probably doesn't top everyone's list of things to this summer, but for Jo, bass player of Applecross, the backyar...
Posted by tristen on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST

Big Day Out Report.

Yesterday was the Big Day Out. For those of you who are overseas, this means that yesterday was an annual music festival that is aimed at a young semi-alternate audience. On paper these things alwa...
Posted by tristen on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST

Meredith!!!

i started to write a detailed run down of my whole meredith experience and i managed to wipe the whole page. idiot. so here are the important facts. check your oil and water before driving to ...
Posted by tristen on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 04:32:00 PST