I like to spend my time taking long walks on short piers and trailing Paris Hilton to have her sign my DVD copy of "A night in Paris." I get so excited when she says "THAT'S HOT!" I am even more excited that I get to listen to her CD. She's the BEST singer EVER! My favorite song of hers is cover of the Doors "Light My Fire Crotch".I enjoy going to Victoria's Secret and practicing my bra snapping technique.I enjoy walking down SM blvd in chaps and pasties, especially during Halloween. Trick or treat!I enjoy going to Karoke Bars and singing William Hung songs.I enjoy quality time with my parole officer. Even though she keeps me on a short leash, she accepts me for all of my quirks.And I love Myspace. I am SOOOOOOO addicted. I am thinking of starting a Myspace Anon group to help those addicted.I resent those that disparage fire crotches. You are probably thinking why i don't resent Paris. Well, she doesn't say bad things about fire crotches, she just has her billionaire drug addicted friends do the thrashing for her. That makes her ok in my book. She's SOOO HOT! I only wish she'd keep her hair her original color of brown, take off the blue contacts to show her brown eyes, and not have had plastic surgery on her face. That droopy eye is sorta freaky. My biggest wish is that Paris And Pee Wee Herman will do a movie together. I have a working title: "NURSE NANCY" staring Pee Wee and Paris Hilton as Nurse Nancy.
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