~little miss sunshine~

I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN, SO IN RETURN I CAN TREAT YOU LIKE A KING....ACTUALLY I FOUND MY KING AND IM HIS QUEEN..AWWWWWell other than that, this pretty much says it all Basically im perfectly imperfect!! im a flirt.. have double jointed fingers..green seductive eyes that makes people"assume" im thinking bad things ..when really im thinking "i want a mint chocolate chip shake"..i say "rad" and "freaken" to much...wear to much makeup.. say things that dont make sense..say things out loud that i shouldnt..im shy------------hahahhahaha..sometimes i snort when im laughing other times i spit..im always confused..never can make up my mind..like if i want cheese or sausage on the pizza ..decisions decisions...i always have to smell good(go buy black or romance perfum)i work my best under pressure..weird i know..i cant spell for shit..im always tripen over my feet and falling on my knees..infront of people too..i must have a pack of gum in my purse at all times.."extra pepermint" to be exact..perhaps i have a fear of bad breath..which leads me to say how much i hate going to the dentist...i text while im driving..on the freeway...shame on me..i have road rage..worst pet peeve for me is bad drivers but alls i do is yell and cuss at them and hit the steering wheel really hard in my car as if they can hear me and that will scare them..why do we do that..yes i said "we" cus you know you do it too...i suck at band names and songs but oh i can sing or hum it to you perfect..i usta be so gothic/new wave when i was younger that if i showed you a picture, you would probably pee your pants from laughing so hard..but i have no regrets cus i ROCKED with my "flock of seaguls" hairdo and still do rock..im ALL about being aggressive..so basically if i want something or someone i will get it..and wont stop till i do...its NOT hard to please me or make me smile..alls u gotta do is say something dumb and you already caught my attention..shoot, humor is the only thing i look for in a person(well not the only thing but its the key to catching my attention..not how you wanna do me bent over on the couch)..i love being a mom..im not your typical orange county chick..i may dress cute and have some nice things but im far from being fake..who cares what you drive..what you wear..who you know..how cool you are..how tuff you are..thats not what life is about...life is about living, believing in yourself,having confidence and loving who you are and learning to trust and accept others who are not the same as you..and most important not being a selfish ass ...great now the thearpist in me is coming out...so with that said im nothing more than a laid back sexy, openminded,HILARIOUS,rad chick..that freaken loves to make cupcakes..im the perfect package...what more can i say!!...other than if you can accept me and handle what i have admitted to you on here then your so rad in my eyes..i love you already.....FYI,i am NOT a latina..im as WHITE as your azz...