Of the Dying Breed and the Alchemic Method of Transmutating Vomit into Gold |
I am fascinated by people who can write in neat, concise, trite little ideas. They wrap their unoriginal thoughts in semi-clever prose and pepper it with the occasional high school vocabulary word for... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:06:00 PST |
A humble dissertation on matters both amorous and erroneous. |
A common adage states that common knowledge is not so common. Given this pretext, it is a common truth that matters of the heart are a domain that cannot be pierced by logic or reason. Surprisingly, t... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST |
I was forced to take this homoerotic survey at gunpoint and post it as a blog. Enjoy, plebians. |
Truly Original Survey Would you do this? 1. Join the Military or the Mob? The mob is probably more efficiently run than the military, but ultimately, I'm not a joiner. So neither. 2. Turn a close frie... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Song I wrote because I have feelings and shit... Yay feelings. And shit. |
Rest assured there is no future for usI am better off beyond arm's lengthSome how you can make simple things hurtI am no longer your source of strengthSadly, all the ships have set sailAnd I find sola... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:04:00 PST |
Decisions, decisions.... |
"This is your last chance to back out of this and keep your dignity", she thought to herself. "Am I to remain a slave to my own momentum, or is there anywhere in me the strength to change direction no... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST |
A Brief Tale of Love, Sex and Lies... |
It was finally over. They were free from each other. After all the fighting, yelling, bickering, lying, cheating and name-calling finally came to cessation, the waters were finally still and not even ... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST |
PRIDE Fighting Championships |
So I had the opportunity to attend the second Pride event to occur on US soil, PRIDE 33: The Second coming. I will be honest, there are a lot of Pride nuthuggers out there who hate on the UFC out of p... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST |
300 Preview... |
...So I saw 300 last night at a private screening at the WB studios. I have to say, anyone who likes cinema go see it when it comes out, this movie is seriously bad ass. I intend to see it again, hope... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:35:00 PST |
Skinnie 5 Year Anniversay |
Skinnie Magazine (the company for which I work) is celebrating it's 5 year anniversary this Saturday night at the Highlands in Hollywood. doors open for VIP from 8-10, general public is admitted after... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST |
Divine Division... |
So ironically, I just noticed my blog entry that says "Divine Union". I haven't posted much since then. I suppose it's fitting that now I post a blog about how I am getting divorced. Pretty funny, huh... Posted by The Only Hans You Need on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST |