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Rap Bastardz

The World Famous RAP BASTARDZ

About Me


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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/22/2006
Band Website: rapbastardz.com
Band Members: Jesus H. Christ, Soup 2 Nuts, Grimm Reefer, Flossy B., Roxxi Boxx & DJ Debaser (A.K.A. DJ Date Rape, B.K.A. DJ Cub Scout Groper)
Influences: We only influence ourselves but some Rap Bastardz are ex-members of EvenRude, Dime Store Hoods and Me & Your Mom.
Sounds Like: Chicken. We taste like chicken too. Others have said "Beastie Boys and 2 Live Crew having a coke orgy with street whores."
Record Label: Satanic Disco Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Farewell Louis Farakat

Louis Farakat October 16, 1995  September 01, 2007   Louis was left in a box with his two siblings in an alley in Hermosa Beach, California.  Since I was never sure of his real birthday, I ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

NEW SHOW!

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.  Now that daylight saving's time has been changed by congress, who knows what fucking time it really is!  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

Vote for Rap Bastardz!

Even if you don't have Sirius satellite radio you can still vote for the Rap Bastardz as your favorite band on howard 101's "The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour." http://www.sirius.com/servlet/Conte...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Hotdogs & Torture = AMERICAN FUN TIME!

Some folks from the Simpson's (you know, the funniest fuckin' show ever) are making animated shorts for Boost Mobile.  Now call me an old-stick-in-the-mud but before the rocket scientists in the ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST

Gettin' Ripped Again!

Congratulations to Rip Torn for doing the (nearly) impossible by setting the bar for DUI mugshots even higher than our old pal Nick Nolte.  Nick's stunning police portrait was the subject of our ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

RAPE is BAD, in my opinion.

Welcome to all in the RBC (Rap Bastardz Community) for another installment of "Ask Jesus."  Today we have a letter from "Mario," a 23 year old guy from Canada who writes:   "hi there friend ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

He's Baaaaack

Jay-Z  -  Kingdom Come     I don't know what life will be in H-I-P H-O-P without the boy H-O-VNot only N-Y-C I'm Hip Hop's SaviorSo after this flow ya might owe me a favorWhen Kin...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

FREE SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO TRIAL!

http://www.sirius.com/wo/Howard/freetrial.html   Listen to Satellite Radio for free on the internet for two days only next week!  Details are here.  I promise you'll never listen to AM ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

Rap Bastardz Music Videos

In case you haven't seen the great Rap Bastardz music videos (they're on www.rapbastardz.com) here are links.  "Wheelchair Ho" is a little ditty about a slut who can't walk and "Hookers & Blo...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

This one's for POON!

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/dessert/cakes/kittylitt ercake.html Mmmmm that's good cake!  Poon, you have to make one of these, pleeeeease.    ...
Posted by Rap Bastardz on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST