Mortimer

HEED MY MESSAGE! JOIN ME! For like a ravenous, mutating, unstoppable, pestilent scourge I will infect the far reaches of society in my humble quest to build a vast and glorious empire. And when the heights of personal glory which I seek have been attained, on the backs of plebes like you, your loyalty will be richly rewarded. So join me! And together I will do great things.