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Jarrett

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

1 part neurotic, 1 part cynical, 2 parts dreamer, wanna be superhero. I am the guy who gets stuck talking shop at a party when I should be out there mingling. The one who cant stop thinking about what I should have said back in 8th grade. The guy who makes the Helen Keller jokes the first time we meet. A person with an unquenchable thirst for adventure but manages to lock his keys in the car on the way to the heist. An overwhelming sense of compassion and belief in humanity that lands me in trouble. An idiot savant for all the wrong reasons but for all the right seasons. The guy who the 6 ft 5 jack-ass always stands in front of at a show. Brutally Honest while at the same time self-deprecating with a splash of dry English humor. I liked Hanson until I found out they weren't girls. That's the kind of dirt that wont wash off you know.[Austin Swim] - Nixon a-go-go Clip
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This is a video I did under the name "Nixon-a-go-go" for [Austin Swim] featuring my cat Sanchez being Slayerific!!!

My Interests

Horror Movies, Synthesizers, Debating Politics, Caffeine, Ableton Live, Ranting, Anchor Bay Collector Editions, Making Jokes about Glen Danzig, Squibs:the Special Effect-not the sailboat, Getting Gitty Over MIDI, Digital Recording, Film Making, DVD Authoring, Old Wax Trax Albums, Independent Film, Crossing The Streams, Fine Dinning and Long Walks On The Beach, Pushing The Lemmings Off The Cliff Before They Have A Chance To Jump...

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, Geeks, and Weirdos....your average carnie folk. Avid music and movie fans. Artists, Filmmakers, Musicians, and Photographers. Mary-Kate Olsen's Eating Disorder, Someone who can recite streams of useless trivia knowledge at the drop of a hat. Someone with a great sense of humor (can laugh at stuff you shouldn't laugh at)and can make me laugh at the same time. Those who don't take life too seriously. Those who appreciate Lone Star Beer for all of its lovely qualities. Someone who could help me move some day. Those who are educated enough not to buy into the B/S the President and his cronies feed us.

Music:

Currently On Rotation:






Movies:

Night, Dawn (original), Day of the Dead, Land Of The Dead, The Evil Dead Series (Hell, Anything with Bruce Campbell in it, even Maniac Cop!) Documentaries (Music, Political, Social..etc), Warriors, Suspiria, Omega Man, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Logan's Run, Classic Universal Monsters: (Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, The Creature From The Black Lagoon), Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Critters, Near Dark, Lost In Translation, Jawbreaker, Waiting for Guffman, 28 Days Later, Return Of The Living Dead, The Goonies, The Explorers, Young Frankenstein, The Thing, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, C.H.U.D., Teen Wolf, Shocker, Night of the Comet, Night of the Creeps, Maximum Overdrive, Big Trouble In Little China, The Nightmare On Elm Street Series, Phantasm, Knight Riders, Creepshow, Cemetary Man, Ghost Dog (The Way of The Samurai), Naked Lunch, Office Space, Equilibrium, Coffee and Cigarettes, Super Troopers, Party Monster, Saved, The Planet Of The Apes Series, Fright Night, Napolean Dynamite, Undead, Aliens, Escape From NY, Soylent Green, Tim Burtons Films, The Last Man On Earth, Killer Klowns From Outter Space...another list that could go on forever...

Books:

Dharma Punx, Tao Te Ching, I Am Legend, America The Book, If Chins Could Kill, Fight Club, Choke, American Psycho, Conservatives Without Conscience, Ambient Century, Napalm and Silly Putty, Cash By Johnny Cash, World War Z, Pigs At The Trough, Hunter S. Thompson Books, David Sedaris Books, High Fidelity, Nerdy Music Production Books, Idiots Guide To Making Friends,...I would read more if I could stop huffing paint fumes!

Heroes:


George A. Romero, The Kids In The Hall, Tom Savini, Leonard Cohen, Bill Hicks, Pez and Sanchez, Steve McQueen, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Phil Hartman, Alan Wilder, Bill Murray, Ghost Pirates, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman...oh and of course, your mom.

My Blog

My Halloween Wish

I've come to a decision that everyone should be given a Halloween Wish. This is my favorite time of year and I am uncertain what will happen on Halloween. No matter what goes down I would ...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST

DOUCHE BAGS!!!!

So over a year ago my friend Steven and I started a blog called the Douche Bag Awards where we would comment on the current Douche Bag flavor of the week, day, or even hour. Its been quite some time ...
Posted by Jarrett on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

Comic Strip

So recently I have been introduced to some pretty amazing comics by a bunch of talented artists. Stuff that I would have never stumbled upon by myself (Thanks Jennifer). To my surprise though I came...
Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

I think I am losing my mind...

...OH YEAH....I am definitely losing my mind....
Posted by Jarrett on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:37:00 PST

Bored at work

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:TTERRAJ What did you do last night?:At a hipster burlesque s...
Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

I'm a celebrity judge! Well, sorta...

So apparently I am going to be one of the judges for the local Gong Show tomorrow night. Should be interesting...going to go gong some bitches....
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:10:00 PST

120 minutes

For those of you that remember when music videos where shown on TV and were a really big deal I dedicate this to you. For those who remember 120 Minutes, Headbangers Ball, Alternative Nation... Long ...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

Dating...

...hehe, yeah, this is pretty much how it is....
Posted by Jarrett on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Smoooooth

I knew there was a reason my granddad wore Old Space....
Posted by Jarrett on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:37:00 PST

Excited about this Thursday's Alamo Drafthouse event!!!

This was one of those movies I loved as a kid and I still do...but, if you didn't see it as a kid...you may not understand the shear AWESOME that is known as TERRORVISION!Who's with me? I w...
Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST