Seany - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A guy... with bad teeth... very bad teeth.

My Interests

Ha Ha, Disneyland, oh Disneyland...meet me on Main St., it's date night at Disneyland, the People ReMover, hahaha. That and Jack Davis' work on Tales from the Crypt, Marc Davis' work on America Sings, and Chuck Traynor's work on Linda Lovelace, and Truck Turner's work on yo ass.

I'd like to meet:

No morals or ethics... just intolerable philosophical ideolgy. and Truck Turner.

Music:

Journey, Don Henley, Phil Collins, Electric Light Orchestra, Huey Lewis and the News, Elton John, REO Speedwagon, Cannibal Corpse, King Diamond

Movies:

EEGAH, Baby Geniuses, Superbabies!: Baby Geniuses 2, Karate Dog, The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia, Faster Pussycat - Hey I Gotcha, The Truth About Cats and the Guy with a Bunch of Dogs in His Pants, Ordinary People, Return of the Secacus 7, Mermaid in a Manhole

Television:

4 8 15 16 23 42

Books:

Turn of the Screw ((sorry)), my three Bibles: Stephen King's Danse Macabre; The Oxford World History of Cinema; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, my Fourth: Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; and my Fifth: Naked Lunch

Heroes:

Walt Disney, Gerard Damiano, Henry James, in that order...

My Blog

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A funny thing happened while killing himself in the kitchen with a chicken de-boner, a' chop-chop-chopping himself into a bucket&. Martin Whales experienced a moment of clarity from that black cloud ...
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hi, Jesus, how's it going?," Jesus says, "well, things have been kinda hectic, long day, y'know. Would you mind setting me up with the usual," ...
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST

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Gwendolyn's fissure re-opened while filming the double anal penetration sequence of Butt Busters 12....
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

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So, they caught the latest serial-child-rapist-cannibal-murder and have him in police custody after finding only thirteen of fourteen missing girls. The interrogating officer asks him, "I only need ...
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

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We drove up the coast, looking like an arena rock album cover; neon sky over thunder crashing waves. Giant gray whales were hop-scotching through the water, flat fish with both eyes on one side of t...
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST

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There is a joke amongst the snuff film community that the Nicholas Berg beheading was actually the third take of the day; the two previous American journalist atrocities on camera were badly shot. T...
Posted by Seany on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST