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malachai DE$TINY

M-A-N-C-A-L-M (new myspace.)

About Me

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Posted Feb 10, 2007

awesome

Reviews of Malachai DE$TINY's most previous failure, of when he was still plain Malachai:
Punk Planet (top pick)
I can’t stop listening to this thing. Malachai, let’s go get hitched and make crazy babies. (JG)
Splendid E-Zine (Top pick)
When he’s on, Malachai's guitar driven punkish funk recalls Pavement and the rowdier side of Fugazi's blooze -- but he changes it up. -Shawn McCormack
Sponiczine (Top pick)
What a beautifully kicked-over garbage can of a record! Jesus, it’s weird. But Mike Fxxxxx (Malachai’s evil genius) has a playful ear for the good stitch, combining the Beach Boys with the Velvet Underground and batting old school hip hop within a few dusty Fall LPs. He’s like the indie music store clerk version of Beck, his pastiche drawn from the harder, the less polished, the further afield. These Sounds of the Spirit World is a noisy mix tape with more nods than it would be sane to name, all wrapped up in a spit-toothed punk sensibility. -Terry Sawyer
Impact Press
The songs jump back and forth from garage punk to electro clash to indie experimentation. It's good, don't get me wrong, but I just don't quite know what to make of it yet. You'd have to listen for yourself to decide. (MC)
MaximumRockNRoll
MALACHAI does this updated wave-punk sound as well as any of the others. Troll away! (RW)
Left Of the Dial
Malachai's goal is to see how many different genres can be crammed into one song rather than getting across a clear musical feeling to the listener. (NH)
Lost At Sea
Malachai has nothing to offer anyone over twelve year old potty humor. -Review by by Kevin Alfoldy
Mashnote Magazine
Making it through the whole disc requires some steel nerves. Maybe you've got those qualities and should get this album. I'm gonna wait untill the single's out to hear how Malachai will make some kids dance.
Delusions of Adequacy
I’ve really been dreading doing this review for the simple fact that Malachai is, in all likelihood, the most schizophrenic band I’ve ever laid my ears upon. - Tyler, 2/23/05

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Member Since: 7/20/2007
Band Website: web.qx.net/malo/malachai/
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

2008 comeback special!!!!

the comeback special of malachai de$tiny is coming. thx!!
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:55:00 PST

malachai is FIRED!!!!!!

Ah yes, Oh, fan, so sad/so happy to be here though! / So disproportionately intense!!!! you say to me, "why so heavy though?" i say "returned" to you. 2 bad so sad today though. i said once that...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:30:00 PST

dinner w/ de$tiny cooking show.

ah yes, hello fan-international promoter ghan khartaki here again so sad. called malachai de$tiny a "tubby." i said this:"i can’t even make money off you you plain cow fat fuck anymore not lik...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:40:00 PST

marketing/de$tiny/RAIN/akon/E C L I P S E

Dear fan- It's Ghan.  So happy to be here though. Why so heavy though? I have a letter I wrote about marketing to a magazine.   The letter is about this marketing in this picture:BUY...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST

wosen redux

Caveat: Do you know where your wose is? Hello! It's Malachai DE$TINY. Ghan is in lovely Maldives, so i have to do the PR-ing myself today. GR8. bleaughhhh. K, here's my article for the day: ...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:08:00 PST

update!!!

to start on business aspects of 2007:HERE IS A LETTER FROM INTERNATIONAL PROMOTER GHAN KHARTAKI FROM 2007 TO MALACHAI DE$TINY B4 MALACHAI DE$TINY WENT MISSING: "Malachai DE$TINY-   malachai DE...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:39:00 PST

TINY WISHMAN

HELLO- ( no smilies today for a while!!!!!! :( )ah yes, it is I, International Promoter Ghan Khartaki at your service! Here is me me male-gazing the side of the insolent malac...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:37:00 PST

Brotherly actual-hate and prodigal not loved brothers!

(RTM) Roboword Translation Machine in shop with Sybian, please standby.  Nee-Ha-OW fans!  It is I International Promoter Ghan Khartaki here again for now not as an invitation for you.  ...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

Introducing Liu Khartaki.

Fan- O' Love, it is I once again, International Promoter Ghan Khartaki, +1 Huanyu Tong Chinese-English machine translation translation machine this time 4 u.  Shoot.  So i was in&n...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:34:00 PST

save the weeking for last II.

Fan-"Bouncin' with all the shit" at 89% (the creator of Malachai DE$TINY gets off course in his endist-sacrifices,  as he's forced to at times respirate ) has left Malachai DE$TINY too stricken t...
Posted by malachai DE$TINY on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST