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Jamie Kortenhöeven

cold hands, warm heart, dirty feet

About Me


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My Interests

breathe right strips, food, camping, rarities, TRAVELING, searching for treasure in my alley, trouble, listening, going to yuppy bars & being told "you're not from around here, are ya...and then Dani bashes him over the head with a frying pan..."

I'd like to meet:

"Regard no foolish man as cultured, though you may reckon a gifted man as wise; and esteem no ignorant abstainer a true ascetic. Do not consort with fools, especially those who consider themselves wise. And be not self-satisfied with your own ignorance. Let your intercourse be with only men of good repute; for it is by such association that men themselves attain to good repute. Do you not observe how sesame-oil is mingled with roses or violets and how, when it has been for some time in association with roses or violets, it ceases to be sesame-oil and is called oil of roses or oil of violets?" - Kai Ka'us Ibn Iskander

Music:

You, crying

Movies:

Doesn't matter, I will probably fall asleep on your couch with a beer in my hand.

Television:

TV is filler for the brain. Lately it's been filled with southpark. Oh, & I need to watch Ab Fab!

Books:

I haven't read a single book in my 4 years of college. I just have a big collection that makes me look smart.

Heroes:

RIP, proud to have called him my friend. I will try to live my days in his example. enigmanoun 1. something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained; "how it got out is a mystery"; "it remains one of nature's secrets"

My Blog

street jizz

WHO steals dirty socks from gym lockers?  Why weren't my converse all stars not taken as well?  Someone with a foot fetish?  I hope you're having fun with it.  You should know I do...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:40:00 PST

become like you

If I could find a way, would I become like you? If I could throw myself away, would I become like you? Would I know just where I stood? Would my heart be made out of wood? If I could be a b...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:07:00 PST

pain

"Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain"-FaulknerThis is random awesomeness I dig ..Online Videos by Veoh.com I'm stoked to see this band...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST

peter pan syndrome

I didn't write this, I swear...but I very well could have. "We all know them. Slackers. They have the amazing ability to survive on cornflakes, peanut-butter-and-jam sandwiches and Simba chips for ye...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:39:00 PST

music I will probably always love

among so many other geniuses out there.....Tommy can you hear me? CRAZY SEXY COOL...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

major nostalgia

Baby BabySaw the Vibrators first time @ 16. Fun times. They tried to censor this. Come on, it’s promoting safe sex....something your parents should have considered. Get over it, puritans.......
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Happenings

  I don’t know where to start because I am so emotionally exhausted.  My grandpa is terminally ill & I heard my dad talking on the phone making funeral arrangements.  I hate t...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST

Be Safe

One of those fucking awful black days When nothing is pleasing and everything that happens is an excuse for anger An outlet for emotions stockpiled, an arsenal, an armour These are the days whe...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:46:00 PST

see, i'm famous

Cole & I were swept over 2 miles or so out into lake michigan on a raft with no life preservers yesterday afternoon.  One minute we’re lieing there looking at the clouds, then the damn ...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:01:00 PST

sometimes I wish I had ugly friends

But that is just not true.  They are hot & talented & awesome.  see??  I have a brief cameo in the second video.  It was made to be as installation video for the 'fresh fac...
Posted by Jamie Kortenhöeven on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST