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Shorty Two Time

Kickin ass, Takin names.

About Me

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My Interests

WWW.BITCHMAKEMEASANDWICH.COM, party and play, jane fonda workouts, 40s, endangered animals, public urination, basking in the sun, stripes, sushi, dance parties, tide pools, robots, puzzles, octopi, paint, auto erotic asphyxiation img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c225/octopusshaina/GR EENCASTLE2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I'd like to meet:

..my self in a dark alley...

Music:

T-Rex, Spoon, Prince, The Police, Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, The Pointer Sisters, Bel Biv Devoe, Stevie Nicks, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Al Green, Fischerspooner, WHAM!, Talking Heads, Mum, Air, Fanny Pack, Peaches, MIA, The Streets, Dio, Led Zeppelin, Tupac, The Greatful Dead, Billie Holliday, Zap Mama, Jurassic Five, The Books, The Microphones, Bob Marley, De La Soul, Foghat, Felix da Housecat, Run_Return, DNTEL, The Beatles, Portishead, Ladytron, Interpol, Reggie and the Full Efect, Ratatat, Shirley Bassey, David Bowie, Joy Division, My Bloody Valentine, Iron & Wine, Apollo Sunshine, Blonde Redhead, Iggy Pop, The Faint, Lauryn Hill, The Rapture, The Gossip, Django Reinhardt, Otis Redding, Steve Miller Band, Traffic, TV on the Radio, Bjork, RJD2, Bob Dylan, The Cars, G. Love and the Special Sauce, Pootie Tang, Mott the Hoople, The Apples in Stereo, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Joni Mitchel, Simon & Garfunkle, Cat Stevens, Elton John, Ludacris, Simian Mobile Disco, Stereolab, The Beta Band, Zap Mama, Four Tet, Ry Cooder, David Grisman, The Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, Ozomatli, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith, 2 Live Crew, Royksopp, Van Morrison, The Doors, Donovan, Connie Francis, Spearhead, The Roots, Buena Vista Social Club, Modest Mouse, Eric Clapton, Patsy Cline, Wu Tang Clan, and some other shit in no particular order.

Movies:

Casino, Let Me Die a Woman, The Royal Tenenbaums, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Waking Life, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Velvet Goldmine, Dazed and Confused, Pootie Tang, The Dark Crystal, The Muppet Movie, The Opposite of Sex, The Usual Suspects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Goonies, City of God, Tuvalu, Busty Cops, Lord of the Thongs, Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster

Television:

First and foremost Tyra, Law and Order, Katie on Demand, Columbo, Dexter, Gangland, Flavor of Love, The Lair, Squidbillies, Murder She Wrote, Daily Show, Life time made for tv movies, Designing Women, Golden Girls, The L Word, Six Feet Under, Cathouse, CSI, Strangers With Candy, Hardball with Chris Mathews, COPS, The Chapelle Show, Arrested Development

Books:

Tom Robbins, Timothy Leary, Robert Parker, Danielle Steel, Brett Halliday

Heroes:

I'd like to thank HBO nightime and all the women at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch for the reality television series "Cathouse". If you havent seen it, than you probably don't know what a "drilldo" is. And that's a shame. img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c225/octopusshaina/be aarthur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Shorty Two Time on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:27:00 PST

How i feel about infertility and health insurance ( if you care)

It seems like the ability for an infertile couple to adopt or conceive a child, like many issues, is one in which the couple with the most money, has the most success. The process of conceiving or ado...
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