Cavol's Slang-ionary |
[The Cavol Slang-tionary]OK, so this is my first blog that's not a poem. It's a list of frequently used terminologies and their definitions. You must read this if we speak. OK, you don't have to but s...
Posted by Cavol on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST |
Now, Fagots, Now |
I told my mother it was cancer that killed Kenny so as not to reinforce negative stereotypes associated with homosexuality. Yes, some of them are true. But we all do not live on leaves, laxatives a...
Posted by Cavol on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Trans-parent |
A commercial on MTV suggested that parents become more involved with their teens by attempting dialoged at least once a week. I noticed that my Jessica had grown particularly thin as of recently I ...
Posted by Cavol on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST |
It So Poorly Keeps |
I throw out corned beef every nightbecause there is entirely too much meatin each can for just one.
And given its close relationto raw ground beef, you understand why it so quicklybrowns and hardens...
Posted by Cavol on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST |
Albino Andy Twirled his Moustache Nefariously |
Foolish Fred from accounting asked if the new guy was black or white."Fred, he's albino" I said.Bulimia Betty nearly vomited to death right there by the water cooler when Fred then asked if people fr...
Posted by Cavol on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST |
Fur Is A Necessary Murder |
Click play to hear my read this poem.
What are we as monstersthat flies will not fleeand squirrels demandfood at our feet?We were once indelicatewith animal rights activists.Creatures would scatterupo...
Posted by Cavol on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST |
Sillification |
Click play to listen to me read this poem.He floors me. Before you open your mouth, I don't mean the typical cliché, "Oh my God" flooring; I mean flooring through the crust of the earth type, flooring...
Posted by Cavol on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST |
Fishnets Under Patten Leather Pumps |
The little girlon the A train is practicingfor the future;and judging fromher familiarity with the science of flipping her hairand licking her lipsas she works the pole,she will be wonderfulat what he...
Posted by Cavol on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST |
21 Years Too Late To Abort |
How dare you?I'll have you know I love my mother-if for no other reasonthan sheer respectfor her ability slave.In the mornings she'll cook,not eat, launder, cure cancer,clean my room without waking me...
Posted by Cavol on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST |
Spay and Neuter |
Breed again, you rabbit; Breed that there may be even morechildren to suckcandy canes into knivesand stab each other in the eye.
Posted by Cavol on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST |
