Mine is a simple life, I enjoy the little pleasures like spending time with my family and friends in the fields outside my home. My wife and I enjoy short flights over the hedge with the kids but work and home life restricts how often we do this.
Mmmmmm tough question, there are many people I would like to meet but Colonel Sanders and Bernard Matthews would have to be the top two. These terrorists have caused much pain to my kind and I hope to one day bring them to justice and make them pay for their crimes. I lost many family and friends in the great southern wars of 1989 and in 1993, in the final days of The Great Roast, I swore that the blood of my loved ones that had been spilt would not go unpunished.
Well you gotta love the classics, The Funky Chicken writen and performed by my Uncle Squawk.
Well, my friend Rocky starred in a film a few years back called Chicken Run so thats one of my favorites, the other has got to be Chicken Little which my very own sister got to play the lead role, we were all so proud of her and it was such a help for the family to have the extra income.
I have not watched tv since I was horribly scarred as a young chick when I witnessed some clothed apes dancing about flapping their arms singing 'I feel like chicken tonight!' Needless to say this disgraceful display of life as a chicken concerned me deeply, so I decided that I would not watch tv for a whole month. When I decded to give it another go I was introduced to my lifetime enemies, Sanders and Matthews! Need I say more?!!!
The Chicken House was a favorite of mine as a chick, as I grew so along came The Golden Cockerel, what a great read that was.
Foghorn Leghorn was my chickhood hero, him and his wacky adventures saw me through my early years. I'm afraid that there have not been many great chickens throughout history, apart from my great, great, great grandfather who suffered from a rare medical condition which made him extremely indecisive about which side of the road he wanted to walk on.