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About Me

I'm a kitty that lives in Arizona. I like to sleep on the cool tile during the summer months, but now that it is slightly cold, I sleep in bed with Emily and Justin, but I always sleep on Emily's side. Although on really cold nights (which is very rare) I sleep in the middle. Usually I sleep on my bed way up high on the dresser. I like it up there. I live with a dog, too. He is really dumb and all he does is sleep all day. He's really skinny and thinks it's cold, too. He is so dumb.

My Interests

string, fish, Trying to catch birds in the backyard but failing miserably. My mom used to put birdseed in the backyard so that I could get a bird, but even though there were constantly birds out there, all I could do was make a funny noise and scare them off. Alas, My catching-a-bird cherry has yet to be popped. I also really like to eat people's hands. I am vicious.

I'd like to meet:

Really dumb birds that let me catch them. And lizards, I like lizards, too. Because they can't fly away.

Books:

Dancing With Cats. I wish my people would dance with me. . .

Heroes:

Milo, Abby the Olympic Tabby, and The Cheshire Cat