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daphne

I am here for Friends

About Me

i live in brooklyn, but i come from florida. i have serious separation anxiety from my mom, vivs. i follow her around like a dog and demand to be petted and cuddled at my schedule. she's made me a few beaded necklaces because i'm beautiful and should be treated like the queen i am. although, they've all been destroyed one way or another.. but now i have a sleek black collar with a bell. i live with three boys, two came with vivian's roommate. we've been living together now for one and a half years. the other two boys are also all black, like myself. we play sometimes. vigo is really rough with me, but i can take him. my brother, maurice, he's been fighting with vigo and teaching me what vigo's weaknesses are. my mom decided that if i were a human, i would be a 1920's gangster because of my excellent meow. "me-ah, see?" i've been learning to be more vocal about what i want. vivian doesn't understand me all the time, but she'll learn.. i like making biscuits. i'm an excellent kneader. i love the lovin, but don't fucking pick me up, it makes me look fat. i have belly jowels.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

there's way too many boys up in this piece.

My Blog

mourning meows.

my mommy, delila, died halloween weekend. vivian's mom said she had been missing for days and she was getting worried about her. she put an add in the paper and someone said they found her, she w...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 10:17:00 GMT

no more clawing for me...

vivian declawed me. it hurt. i came back from the vet yesterday, i was fucking pissed, man. i wanted ot get out of there so bad. i was hissing at the vet lady and meowing in the car like i was dying, ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jul 2004 11:27:00 GMT