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Chris

clwelch

About Me

Living's mostly wasting time,
And I waste my share of mine.
But it never feels too good,
So let's not take too long.
-TVZ

My Interests

the sound of my own voice, short stories, southern literature, architecture, structural engineering, industrial design, furniture design, graphic design, grids, typography, web design, photography, football, mexican food, pasta, bears, dogs, guitars, drums, tall women, sociology, logic, american history, economics, liberterianism

I'd like to meet:

A lady in the streets. A freak in the sheets.

Music:

the Band, Chuck Berry, Black Sabbath, Dock Boggs, Johnny Cash, Guy Clark, David Allan Coe, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Lefty Frizzell, Gang of Four, Merle Haggard, PJ Harvey, Son House, Iggy & the Stooges, Waylon Jennings, Robert Johnson, George Jones, Kings of Leon, the Kinks, Kris Kristofferson, Led Zeppelin, Jerry Lee Lewis, Nick Lowe, Loretta Lynn, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Roger Miller, Buck Owens, Cat Power, John Prine, Otis Redding, Jimmie Rodgers, Billy Joe Shaver, Nina Simone, Carl Smith, Elliott Smith, Sammi Smith, Son Volt, Spoon, Wynn Stewart, Television, Ernest Tubb, Townes Van Zandt, the Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, Muddy Waters, Whiskeytown, the White Stripes, Keith Whitley, the Who, Don Williams, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams III, Wire, Howlin' Wolf, Tammy Wynette, Dwight Yoakam, X

In general, I like honky tonk & outlaw country; anything from the Sun, Stax or Chess labels; R&B from Atlantic; bebop & cool jazz; early punk & post-punk; the mods & the beats; delta blues & folk music.

Movies:

Annie Hall, the Aviator, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Casino, Chinatown, Dog Day Afternoon, Don't Look Back, Fargo, Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, the Graduate, the Jerk, Mean Streets, Nashville, Network, North By Northwest, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Raising Arizona, Rio Bravo, the Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver, the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Waiting for Guffman

Filmmakers - Robert Altman, Robert Bresson, Luis Buñuel, the Coen brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Carl Theodor Dreyer, Christopher Guest, Brian De Palma, John Ford, Howard Hawks, Alfred Hitchcock, Wong Kar-Wai, Stanley Kubrick, Sergio Leone, Jean-Pierre Melville, Sam Peckinpah, Nicholas Ray, Martin Scorsese, Douglas Sirk, Billy Wilder

Television:

the Andy Griffith Show, Chappelle's Show, Entourage, Freaks and Geeks, Law and Order: SVU, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Show, My Name Is Earl, Northern Exposure, the Office, Seinfeld, Sopranos, South Park, Squidbillies, Strangers With Candy

Books:

James Agee, William Blake, Harry Crews, William Faulkner, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, John Keats, James Joyce, Greil Marcus, Cormac McMcarthy, Carson McCullers, Flannery O'Connor, Walker Percy, Arthur Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, Thucydides, Eudora Welty, Walt Whitman, the Old Testament

Heroes:

Merle Haggard & my momma

My Blog

Charging the Mound

I love wikipedia. Seriously, where else can you learn this.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST

A Place For Idiots

If anyone wants a list of issues I have with MySpace, feel free to send me a message. If you want the short list here it is - user interface, information architecture, design, code, api, usability, ac...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

Thank You

Sometimes I begin to say "Thanks", and then I decide halfway through to say "Thank You" instead. I always wind up saying "Thanks You". That makes me feel like a fucking idiot.
Posted by Chris on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

Stupid List Thing...Damnit, Joey!

I really hate this sort of shit, but Joey did it. I figured, "If it's good enough for a Jew, it's good enough for me". I'm just kidding. I don't believe that.Instructions: You got "tagged"! Lucky You!...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:59:00 PST

Bored

Amongst tools, I find augers to be the most boring.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

Hot Stuff!

I was at a mexican restaurant a few nights ago, and the waitress's shirt said "Hot Stuff!". I couldn't stop thinking that it should have said "Materia Caliente".
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

Who all seen the leprechaun? Say "Yeah!".

I'm so proud to be from Alabama. ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

If My Tractor Had Tits

Updated 06/20/08Here's the list of country song titles that Joey and I started. One day, I may actually write the songs. (The ones with the asteriks are Joey's)- Jesus Took My Momma, Then A Mexican To...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST