Gregory Jacobsen

Sad Sourkraut, Sad Cucumber
HIYA! My name is Gregory Jacobsen.
I am a chubby little man, my hands in my pockets. On all fours, I hide in a nearby closet. Found several hairs pasted against a jelly doughnut...punched through rapidly, hot and foamy. Flaccid copulatory attempts decimate a small peephole! Deformation occurs, structure collapse, partially decompose! BOLOGNEY IN A HOLE! BOLOGNEY IN A HOLE!
The will to fail! The will to fail!
I was born in Middlesex, New Jersey. I didn't have too many friends except for a Commodore 64 computer. I eventually befriended some "metal-heads" who would kill chickens and throw crayfish at the windshields of passing motorists. Me and my new friends would hang out in the woods and start fires. Ignited items of note: a pleather couch scribbled with Slayer logos, a headless doll with pentagram and "666" scrawled on chest, feces, an effigy of a disliked classmate composed of milk jug for head.
After being rejected from almost every art school applied to, I made a poor decision of moving to the goddamn midwest to attend the Art Institute of Chicago. Worthless degree in hand, I, much to my irritation, still reside in Chicago, where members of the populace have enormous sticks lodged in their asses.
Links Of Interest!
My website- chock full of paintings from the last five years plus other treats!
gregoryjacobsen.com
I sing and flail around in a dissonant rock & roll band called Lovely Little Girls...No-Wave Opera Theatrical Dada Aktion!
Lovely Little Girls
My MP3 blog Cake & Polka Parade where I post obscure, strange and out of print recordings focusing on avant-garde, found and outsider recordings
cake & polka parade
I do a monthly web-only radio show on WFMU where I play everything from children’s records, no-wave, noise, prog, 20th century classical avant-garde choral pieces, concrete sound poetry and weird foreign pop music.
Fatty Jubbo WFMU Playlists & Archives
I also am a contributor to WFMU’s excellent Beware Of The Blog …a companion blog to the radio station that covers every esoteric topic imaginable.
Fatty Jubbo Beware Of The Blog Posts
I am a member of the Art Dorks collective:
Art Dorks