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J.J. Wagstaff

What do you think, Jr.....You Think These Hands Have Been Soaking In Ivory Liquid?!

About Me

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What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are 52% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You? .. roundbox top -- , you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen .. roundbox bot -- ..tr Starscream
You are the back-stabbing bastard Starscream. Have fun overthrowing people!
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..tr ..table You scored higher than 99% on Evilness
..tr ..table You scored higher than 99% on Overthrow-osity
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Link: The What Transformer are you? Test written by Miserikordi on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the The Dating Persona Test
You scored as John Kerry, Suffered defeat in the 2004 presidential election. John Kerry is a middle-of-the-road political figure, but he tends to lean left on domestic issues.

John Kerry


92%

Leon Trotsky


75%

Michael Savage


58%

Patrick Buchanan


50%

Adolf Hitler


42%

Jane Fonda


33%

George Patton


33%

George W. Bush


25%

Jesse Jackson


25%
Which political figure do you resemble?
created with QuizFarm.com Dan Tlustos --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Which Simpson Are You
You are Comic Book Guy
What's life without the Spiderman Episode 1 comic book? Well, you'd know. You'd also know what kind of anger can be attained when they forget to put cheese on your nachos. Unfortunatly, you will be spending most of your life alone. Unless you count The Green Lantern, Captain America, The Fantastic Four.... need I continue?
How do you compare?
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What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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You scored as Sigmund Freud

You're one bad motherfucker alright, literally. Like most people, you are obsessed with the act of mating, but unlike many, you openly fucking admi tit. Going down, your consistent state of lust can somewhat inhibit your ability to think (about anything else). But rising, you'll probably never need a drug like Vagina, I mean Viagra.


Sigmund Freud


83%

Adolf Hitler


75%

Steven Morrissey


67%

C.G. Jung


58%

Elvis Presley


50%

Miyamoto Musashi


42%

Jesus Christ


42%

Hugh Hefner


33%

Dante Alighieri


33%

Friedrich Nietzsche


33%

Stephen Hawking


33%

O.J. Simpson


25%

Mother Teresa


17%

Charles Manson


8%

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My Interests

Coffee, Beer, Photography, Drawing, History Channel, Sarcasm, Things Associated With Sadness, Randomness, Domestic Disputes (although not really an interest), Riding My Bike, Mexican Food, Covert Ops, Sleeping In, -----Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 80% Iron Man 65% Robin 65% Green Lantern 60% The Flash 55% Superman 55% Catwoman 45% Spider-Man 40% Wonder Woman 35% Supergirl 35% Batman 35% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Lou Reed , Ed Hamell, Doug Stanhope, Optimus Prime, William Blake, Master Shake, Alan Rickman, David Cross, Lestat, Billy Corgan, Jack White, Lou Dobbs, Cool People, and yes...let us not forget...Zap Rosdower , This guy-

Music:

Stuff that goes wa, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa, wa or maybe dah, dah, dah da dah, dah dah dah dah dah dah dah , dah dah dah,

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Interview with the Vampire, The Warriors, Lord of the Rings Triology, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Trainspotting,
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Happiness, The Chumscrubber, Harry Potter Quadrilogy, Back To The Future Triology, Stand By Me, Falling Down, The Hitchhiker, Office Space, American Splendor, American Beauty, Fargo, Kinsey, Random Documentaries, History Channel Specials, Transformers The Movie (the one where Ultra Magnus Says Open Dammit Open), GI Joe The Movie, Space Balls, Gummo, The Big Lebowski, Alien(1-4), Predator(1&2), The Dirtbike Kid, V for Vendetta, Taxi Driver, Zombie Flicks, I Heart Huckabees, Freddy Got Fingered, blah blah blah

Television:

Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Home Movies, South Park, MST3K, The Daily Show, Mr. Show, The Simpsons, Lou Dobbs Tonight, Six Feet Under, old 80's cartoons like Silverhawks, Visionaries, Thundercats, Transformers, Flavor of Love, Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT

Books:

The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, Eaters of the Dead by Micheal Crichton,Motley Crue- THE DIRT, And Other Stuff Like That-

Heroes:

Sting...Sting would be a person who is a real hero of mine...The music that he's created... I don't really listen to it...But the fact that he's making it, I respect that...

My Blog

My Half Sandwich

For those of you that don't know me I am a VERY negative person. I can't help it but it made me laugh the other day just how negative I am. I was with my girlfriend Kourtney and we had visited a loc...
Posted by J.J. Wagstaff on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST