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My Interests

music, fun, and cool people, oh yeah... girls...HEYYOO!.

I'd like to meet:


Joe Strummer R.I.P.

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Music:

WHATEVER YOU LIKE...I HATE.

TEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
1: hate surveys, just bored
2: like the smell of dry-erase markers
3: not really a beatles fan
4: sleep on the floor, even though i have a comfortable bed
5: never been to south dakota
6: hate the word "random"
7: have a hard time thinking of things on command
8: i can forget everything that is important, and always remember dumb shit
9: had a 27" tv dropped on my head while sleeping
10: too many drugs
NINE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
1: beer
2: girls
3: seeing old friends
4: meeting new ones
5: beer
6: girls
7: did i already say that?
8: getting new tattoos
9: girls
EIGHT THINGS THAT TICK ME OFF
1: puff daddy
2: sean puffy combs
3: p. diddy
4: diddy
5: aaron carter
6: I394
7: why can't p diddy close his mouth? literally, why?
8: hicks
SEVEN THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1: not die
2: a good honest heroin addiction
3: shit a hammer
4: kiss a girl
5: kill a basket full of puppies
6: see a movie
7: take more surveys
SIX THINGS THAT I LOVE
1: choking myself while jerking-off
2: crying while jerking-off
3: cursing while jerking-off
4: cooking
5: drinking
6: burning down houses
FIVE THINGS THAT I BELIEVE IN
1: getting high off of anything
2: doing whatever, as long as it feels good
3: the catholic chuch
4: midget-tossing
5: kilts
FOUR THINGS THAT I'M AFRAID OF
1: girls
2: midgets
3: carnies
4: MTV (that's not a joke)
THREE THINGS I NEED RIGHT NOW
1: pussy
2: another drink
3: percoset
TWO THINGS I WANT TO DO TODAY
1: percoset
2: take a survey
ONE PERSON I WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW
1: what? that's just stupid

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Movies:

how stella got her groove back. thats it. thats the only movie i watch. ever..

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

surgery channel. 24 hours a day.

Books:

what? no, i like william burrows, thompson, tennessee williams, ...wait, i just like to read anything that's interesting. i hate name-dropper's...

Heroes:

Tim Armstrong, Joe Strummer,Robert Goulet and...YOUR FUCKIN MOM!! WHAT?!!