So it goes man, .. so it goes flows blows snows grows. |
Goot mownin wooee ooee ooee oooaooo... goot mownin ooo ee ooee ooee ooeeooo... I'm lissnin' to the new Kanye. I don't care that he's all popular and big and blah blah, he makes good music okay? That a...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST |
Of Shasta, f**k-me eyes, and futile perspectives. |
Man I could go for a caffeine-free diet cherry shasta with a splash of lime and a shot of pineapple rum in an over-sized sippy cup with a crazy twirly straw garnished with a peach carved into a hippop...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST |
Hey Supersparklemonster, is that you? |
I'm writing a blargh about nothing. Nothing that turns into something. Something that turns back into nothingness. .. Deep, man.. deep. Fluckity fluckity, SO.. what's up with YOU lately eh? Why do I a...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:35:00 PST |
Brown town, dick, new socks and a spider. An introspective. |
So yesterday at work I saw this guy repeatedly scratching his ass. Not just scatching, but really digging.. and I walked up to him and said "Did you lose something?" Well he's a not-too-bright fella a...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST |
I saw Modest Mouse play last night. And hearts semicolon. [Edit, 3/23: Added Video] |
AMAZING by the way. Best concert of my life hands down. Isaac Brock is a fucking lunatic. He's such a don't give a fuck no bullshit intense presence kind of guy I was just shocked. First song of the n...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Hot garbage. |
Hello world. Haven't posted one'nem blargs in a while. I think Zach Galifianakis or however you spell his name is friggin hi-laaaaar-i-ous by the way. My delighfully funny friend Jared (or "Jibz" as w...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Of Life, Buttockses, Sprinkles and Christmas Hams. |
Hello there. Long time no see. How are you? You see, I'm trying to make this more personal. Like I'm talking right to the reader. Right to you. You hair looks nice today.HahaaaaANYWaYS...So the other ...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST |
UPDaTE! BLARGO! |
So I've been quite the vagabond for the last month or month and a half or whatever. I stopped paying attention to time I guess. Anywho in the last month or two I have:
- Partied like a shithead.
- Gro...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST |
Eat Ludacrisps.. they're a rappers delight! |
I recently invented a few new catagories of jokes.. One is called a 'hidden wisdom joke' or a 'parental teachings joke' .. I dunno what to call it yet but here's an example: "You're so stupid that if ...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Thank god for crappy new ass-country to make you crack a smile. .. And MORE! (plus tax) |
So I went up to the big 'ol lovely twin cities this weekend to hang out with friends and see shows and shit, and I'll get back to that in a minute here. I was going to stay there cause it was after 1a...
Posted by Lucas Flames on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:07:00 PST |
