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I like to stare at the sky and see if I can bend reality, I sing cheesy doowop songs in my head when I'm stressed. My favorite food is off of someone else's plate. I enjoy it when people take me seriously in a bunny suit and laugh like hell when I'm in a power suit. I have no favorite color but purple is good with my complexion, blue highlights my eyes, red makes me super smokin, yellow makes me smile and I'm probably wearing black, white or both most of the time. I'm in love with the thought of love, afraid I will never find it and scared that I already have. Kids are great. they're the only ones who really see the world from my perspective( ha! did you get it? I joked!, about myself! you know, because I'm short and stuff) I drink .. sometimes way too much but as long as I can joke about it I'm ok.. I love to laugh, the big laughs where your whole body gets into it, even though it hurts to laugh when you're hungover, I love it, so c'mon and try to make me laugh

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Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:32:00 GMT

Have you Heard??? the WORD

I heard I heard.. and I can't sing. I can dance but its hard to interpret a dis out of a skip and shake of the fists. I hope we get out of this rut and all is well. NEW direction!!!!!! I am back in A...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:39:00 GMT

Master Cleansing

I'm starting the master cleanse fast in two day and I am preparing by eating the worst for me foods ever!.. Just kidding I don't usually eat too bad, well when I'm in Austin and bored I guess I do. Le...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:28:00 GMT

spring sprung and now I gotta clear it out

you gotta clear it out because its all old! I’m almost done cleaning up this awful messy apartment. I’ve been putting it off because when I come home I just wanna chill with my bubba and w...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:46:00 GMT

the shit has peaked

If I've talked to you lately, say within the last week you would know... that this hasn't been my best week. I was wondering if things could get just a little bit worse and they did.. despite all you ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Soft-core porn

I think I seriously have an eating disorder... wait no. I'm just super obsessed with food! I wake up sometimes with recipes I want to try out an I have to execute them.. otherwise I'll think about it ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:19:00 GMT

Yo V you ain’t got no money

and no american express..... so its lookin more and more like i may have to venture home for money.. damn. it hasn't even been a week. i've been weighing the pros and cons of dancing maybe( just kidd...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:28:00 GMT

So um, I hear you’re moving....

yeah yeah yeah! and no I'm noT pregnant! But the word is this... on the street called S. 3rd I will be moving with a crazy person named Luc..as .. and it is all so true.. And SCARY! I guess its time t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:51:00 GMT

goat babies

are called kids.... we were once kids.... we must be goats now... cwazy!I had tummy gases all night at work and was farting nonstop.. thats ok the drunks didn't notice... I hope you all have a very go...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:53:00 GMT

Please "C" your way out.....

to you, B., this one's for youI'm sorry, so sorry for tap tap tapping you, and you feeling pu pu pushed. Please! find a place in your heart to forgive! I did not mean to upset you. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:07:00 GMT