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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds Hi! I always had trouble with these "Tell us about yourself" blurbs. I always have trouble figuring out what really is interesting versus what will lull you into sleep. Let's see, I'm a single mom, I have just gotten my license as a registered nurse, so I'm making a career out of stabbing people with needles. By the way, when the nurse tells you "This won't hurt one bit." what she really means is that it's going to hurt like hell. I consider myself pretty easy going and fun to be around, and oh yeah, I have the ability to change my size at will. Normally, I like to stroll around at around 90 feet tall. It's small enough so I can interact with the rest of you tiny humans, and big enough that no one would dare mess with me. And no, I don't play basketball.

My Interests

Stabbing people with needles, being tall, tapping on tenth story windows with my fingernails in the middle of the night and then hiding around the other size of the building.

I'd like to meet:

So many people, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Allison Hyaes, Daryl Hannah, Giganta, maybe a nice guy my size...

Music:

All kinds. Nickelback, Young Dubliners, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, the Police. Barry Manilow. Okay, just kidding about that last one!

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Borat, Oceans 13, The Departed, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. (It's a shame they had to make her so darned short.)

Television:

The Office. Scrubs.

Books:

I have a hard time reading unless it's on the Jumbotron...

My Blog

Kellie’s Amazonfest, Part 2

Maybe it was the high heels and the big hair, but I looked huge! I had to duck just a little to see the top of my head in the mirror. And of course, when I ducked, I gave myself a great view down my s...
Posted by Kellie on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

Kellie’s Amazonfest, Part 1

I was eager to get to the Amazon Artist Gathering. While I never really considered myself an artist, I do think of myself as an amazon. At 5'11, I tower over most of the men I know. And when I wear he...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:47:00 PST

Kellie’s Amazonfest

This is a little story idea I hatched with my friend Paul, most of you know as Collage Fiend. Anyway, it was supposed to be something where he did something and then I would add onto it. I...
Posted by Kellie on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:28:00 PST

We’ve got letters!

*Dumps Paul Shaffer and his band from her palm and onto a building roof. Prods Paul with a huge french tipped fingernail to the back and he becaus to play the fan mail theme song from "The ...
Posted by Kellie on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

Head Games

I'm going on vacation next week to Florida, which of course, means a trip to Disneyworld. Of course, I have absolutely no problem meeting the height requirements on the rides, but they still don...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

The Little Things

Last night, I drank a little more than I should have, which is really a testament to the sheer volume of alcohol available in the city, but anyway, I kind of stumbled into a somehat empty intersection...
Posted by Kellie on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST

Wow, youre tall!

So, I'm walking down the street today, carefully trying to avoid stepping on all the pointy objects that you don't normally think of - fire hydrants, mailboxes, newspaper vending boxes, and this guy w...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:32:00 PST