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SamBob

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About Me


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"When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well theyd be singing so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.
There are times when all the worlds asleep,
The questions run too deep

For such a simple man.
Wont you please, please tell me what weve learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or theyll be calling you a radical,
Liberal, fanatical, criminal."
I get along with most everyone, but if you have a problem with me, then get off my back about it. I will argue back, so don't argue if you have nothing to argue about. I have very few friends, and I actually like it that way. I'm pretty easygoing for the most part. I love people who are honest. I effing hate liars, so if you ARE one, either grow out of it now, or we won't be friends long. Though I am easy going, I have quite the sarcastic humor going on, so... Yeah. Deal with it plz.

My Interests

Photography

kitties

rain

Daisies

Sunflowers

Nature

I'd like to meet:

LEAVE ME ONE

Anyone that doesn't use me like a tool. Random, hyper, HAPPY people. Not so dramatic people. I'm fine without drama, kthnxbai.

Music:

madonna

placebo

chris isaak

tom petty

dave matthews band

franz ferdinand

blue october

hurt

zeromancer

sugarcult

amon amarth

Movies:

Moll Flanders

50 First Dates

Mr. Deeds

Untamed Heart

Harry Potter

Spiderman

Mrs. Winterbourne

Girl Interrupted

Eternal Sunshine

Television:

Gilmore Girls

Three's Company

Scrubs

Inuyasha

What I Like About You

Fairly Odd Parents

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha

Blonde Geisha

Once Removed

One Hundred and one ways

Night Gardening

Feeding the hungry heart

My Blog

The Answer.

Blue October"The Answer"If I can't crawl inside of you,I'm laughing with a broken faceI stumble across my self esteem.But to picture the pleasure is making me want my space.Understand...that...
Posted by SamBob on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:21:00 PST

When we escape.

Someone's turning the lights down lowand the music up, do you feel the beat?I see you too by the way you move.I need to feel your body movin' on me.You must be an illusion.Can I see through ...
Posted by SamBob on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:14:00 PST

Y.A.G.

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Posted by SamBob on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:03:00 PST

RLS aka Restless Leg Syndrome.

What is restless legs? Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a neurological disorder characterized by unpleasant sensations in the legs and an uncontrollable urge to move when at rest in an effort to reli...
Posted by SamBob on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:05:00 PST

Drink Diet Soda. Gain Weight.

Drink a diet soda. Gain weight. If you're like most Americans, you're trying to lose weight. And if you're like most Americans trying to lose weight, you're probably drinking diet sodas. Perhaps you s...
Posted by SamBob on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:53:00 PST

Evil dildo.

PLACEBO LYRICS"Evil Dildo"[The voices you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian's answer machine...]"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.I will f**k you up the ass and I will sne...
Posted by SamBob on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:32:00 PST

Thou shalt always kill.

"Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond D...
Posted by SamBob on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:15:00 PST

To cut is to death... Right?

I heard people talking about cutting themselves the other day, and how people who DO cut themselves are attempting suicide. For sure, this is not true, but people want to feel smart, so they make fun ...
Posted by SamBob on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

Fill it in bitches. :]

Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I’ll do for you... 1. I’ll respond with something random about you.2. I’ll tell you which song or movie you remind ...
Posted by SamBob on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:21:00 PST

New research on Green Tea.

..>Special Report : Would You Spend 50 Cents a Day to Stop Cancer?Amazing new research suggests that a potent antioxidant in green tea, known as EGCG, can  help prevent and treat cancer in humans, not...
Posted by SamBob on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:05:00 PST