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Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker

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About Me

Ze Mutt here, I really don't know what to put here because to explain myself, would take a few pages. I'm a pot-lover, a drunk, a chain-smoker, a film nut, a writer, a reader, a music fiend, a therapist, a bad friend in the best ways, a thinker, I'm me. People never know what I'm going to say or do because even I don't. Being eccentric is a curse, so is being left handed. I hate no one, though it seems I hate everyone, I'm a naturally happy person because I just don't care. I think far too much, my mind never slows down resulting in turning me into a insomniac. I could talk for hours if given a chance, but I could listen even longer. I'm not a deep person, what you see, is what you get.

Jesus I love that picture.

My Interests

Pot, Vodka, Cigarettes...I don't know what the fuck to put...I guess one of my main interest's is the human mind, over the years I have learned how to understand the mind and how someone generally thinks or feels just by how they speak or act. I'm an avid reader, film watcher, and music fiend, Chaplin is my Lord, Thompson my Messiah, Urine my Demi-God.

I'd like to meet:

I don't mind who I meet, if I've never met you before, then I'd like to, famous or not, everyone is interesting because everyone is different, you just need to work your way into their minds to really see that.

Music:

Fucking everything! I jump from MSI to Stephen Lynch to Mudvayne to Pink Floyd, fuck, if you have polka music I'm all about it! If it sounds good, then I enjoy it.

Movies:

I love movies, they help you escape the real world for awhile and just float off into a different world, a temporary heaven. I own over 300 Different Movies. It's hard to say what type of film is my favorite, But my main high ranking one's are Dramas, Horror, Documentaries, and Musicals (I'm a faghag, leave me alone.) But of course anything from Charlie Chaplin is the best.

Television:

News, Daily Show, Documentaries, Queer As Folk, Comedy Central Presents..., Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, LEXX! (fuck ya'll!), Two Stupid Dogs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cow and Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Samurai Champloo, Fat Actress, Dead Like Me, Ugly Betty, Scrubs, Reaper... or just whatever is on I guess, I'm game for watching almost anything.

Books:

All of Hunter S. Thompson's books, Thomas Harris books, Dean Koontz is a must, some V.C Andrews, and biographies. yeah, I'm a fucking geek...

Heroes:


I have no time for heroes, what is the point of having them? It will not inspire you, if anything just make you feel badly because you can never live up to them, that is why no one should have a hero, just themselves and live how they wish to and not try to follow in someone elses shoes.

My Blog

Heaven and Hell Presents - Pik-zee - Home Wrecker?

I’m not fully done with this one, I plan on going back and fixing it up a bit. I’m currently working on a new one that stars my hair (Vlad) and how he came to be. So I’ll post that o...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

This is what Archie writes about when she hasnt slept.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?' This question is one of the most common questions you'd hear from ages seven to seventeen. For ten years this question plagues people. At seven, you have an...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

Heaven and Hell Presents - Pik-zee’s Game!

Well, I've been writing more stories to my series but sadly, Most of them are not ready for public view. I started writing this one mainly for giggles but once I started getting into it I found it to ...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:23:00 PST

Zombie Story!!!

I've been working on this one off and on for a few months, it started as a battle of the better writer between Pik-zee, Vick and I. We would all write a zombie story and give them to our mama's and as...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:01:00 PST

Archie & The Vickkki star in 'WAVES VS. BILL GATES'

Remember, this is a sequel style story to my 'Heaven and Hell' one that is posted here too. I'm thinking about writing a lot of these stories and maybe trying to put them into in some attempt at a wri...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

Mission Impossible - Kitchen Edition

Granted this isn't the best story I've ever vomited out but I enjoyed writing it, Plus this may be the only story in my history of writing that doesn't curse in every other sentence - that alone makes...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Hmmmm

I should be at work right now. I'm going to be late - but I don't mind, not like my job is so important.   My mind has been moving more rapidly than usual. I try to figure out why but everytime I...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST

NEW STORY!!! Entitled 'Heaven and Hell'

Before you read this story, I would like to let you all know how much fun I had writing it! I've had pretty bad writers block for awhile there, and last night when I was with Juanakiki, Stephen and Na...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

Reality ruins everything

I had a beautiful moment not long ago that was ruined by reality, we've all had these moments, and we've all felt the same for it. I was looking out my window near my desk and saw that it was that luc...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:53:00 PST

PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES...and so on...!

Ok, the pictures from this weekend and more are here! http://photobucket.com/albums/c162/ArchieOloHannibal/ If you have no idea what these pictures are about...just don't look because they will confus...
Posted by Archie Hannibal - Professional Peacemaker on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:43:00 PST