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About Me

A liberal agnostic short chubby chick with a strange sense of humor who has been known to make South Park look rated G. My family is Southern Baptist, and I am not allow to speak at family gatherings. I live on a small horse farm and was raised on a dairy farm, but trust me I am far from a redneck or country girl type. Well, my knowledge of farm animals may fit the sterotype, and I have been accused of having relations with them. http://paula.davis.wasarrested.com/S-GA/Newnan/sheep/FAbout my screen name, Fat deaf one or fatdeaf1, it comes from a nickname I got during college. In the freshmen dorm, there were four other girls with the same first name. When friends would call on the pay phone (this was before cell phones were everywhere) at the end of the hall, they would asked for Paula the fat deaf one. Yes, I am hearing impaired. I don't sign, and I can read lips and speak well. I should be wearing hearing aids, but the bad dog chewed them up. Yes, I am fat. I was around 180 lbs in college, and got so huge after childbirth that I was up 355 lbs. in August of 2004. I had the Gastric Bypass surgery that month. Now I am around 210 lbs as of july 2005. I am not sure what to do with my nickname once I am not chubby anymore. I have only one child, a daughter named Oasis. I learned my lesson the first time. No, I did not name her after the band. I do like the band, but I didn't know of them until like two weeks after her birth. I like the way it went with the last name Davis. Warning!!! Due to my deafness, I often make grammar mistakes and can't spell worth a blank. I do not hear endings of word, and often leave them off. Or Maybe it is because I am retarded. NO, I don't sign, so don't show me an upside down birdie and ask me if I can hear it and then ask me if you can turn it up for me. I do read lips.

My Interests

Nude Asian guys, Dragoncon, and harassing dumb perverts. Perverts are okay as long as they are witty about it. ..

I'd like to meet:

A nude and very drunk Bobby Lee of Madtv. Oh yeah, baby.. while he is in drag as Connie Chong. Oh... Oh... What dreams may come.. Are you watching me, Pervert! Geez, Can I do this in private.

Music:

Get your music box here!
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My Blog

Ms. pee pee pants Dawn has tagged my flat ass.

Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:34:00 PST

Long's words.

There is a friendship that means a lot to me, and for his valentine I wanted to express why I cherish our friendship. At first I was just going to send him an email, but now I want everyone to kn...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

Want me to do you?

..> Directions: Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

well hung.... stocking.

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Posted by Fat Deaf One on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

The winds of Heaven are between a horse's ears. Death of a Song Part 2

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/obits/stories/2006/11 /11/1112metobmiolen.html NEWNAN Rebecca Miolen, 19, expert equestrienne, volunteerBy DERRICK HENRYThe Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionPublished ...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

The death of a Song... My stepsister.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/obits/stories/2006/11 /11/1112metobmiolen.html NEWNANRebecca Miolen, 19, expert equestrienne, volunteerBy DERRICK HENRYThe Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionPubl...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

Some guys are more clueless than others... mostly this one.

Well,. today for some reason I have been getting all type of emails from guys flirting with me. Maybe the profile picture is just really asking for it. We know how some guys just love naked chubby chi...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST

who has all the answers? and the good ones?

Feel free to make up answers and be funny. -Who are you? - Are we friends? - When and how did we meet? - How have I affected you? - What do you think of me? - What's the fondest memory you have of me?...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

What is up with this guy... beside his penis?

I was chatting with friends at the same time... so I made a lot of grammar mistakes myself. But this guy is strange. What do you think is up with him? It is very long, and I couldn't get it all in the...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:21:00 PST

Kristy got a big mouth. A nice pretty one. :o

Big Mouth Strikes Again... Kristy wrote a blog about her top 24 friends. I was among the list.. I swear the girl can't stop bragging about sleeping with me. BTW Kristy, thanks for telling people...
Posted by Fat Deaf One on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:07:00 PST