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George Lass

She's a predator posing as a house cat

About Me

I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am taffy stuck and tongue tied Stutter shook and uptight Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine I am covered in skin No one gets to come in Pull me out from inside I am folded and unfolded and unfolding I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine

My Interests

sleeping half the day, reading fiction, pretending to be a professional photographer, getting permanent make up, practicing skin care, driving fast cars, cats named Tyler, dobermans named Plush, bed head by Tony & Guy, urban decay, mac, budior, penguins that sliiiide, cute monkeys, lions, tigers and bears, bitch

I'd like to meet:

A Monkey that can sign. Someone to teach me to play the piano.

Music:

Lemme look at my iPod: Tori Amos, Sara McLachlan, Amy Mann, Suzanne Vega, Ani DiFranco, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Fiona Apple, Garbage, Discount, Jeff Buckley, The Police, The Odd Numbers, The Counting Crows, Dagnasty, Eve 6, Face to Face, Erasure, Jawbreaker, Lagwagon, Frou Frou, Sia, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Aqualung, Dashboard Confessional, Jay-Z, Dj Quick, Coldplay, Remy Zero, Bright Eyes, The Shins, Kelly Clarkson (don't laugh, punk, you know you like her too, you sing Miss Independence in the shower), Boy sets fire, Deftones, Gwen Stefani, Modest Mouse, The Promise Ring, Tool, Tsar, Weezer, Millencollin, Sting, Gnarles Barkley, Nick Drake

Movies:

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Wizard of Oz, Secretary, Garden state, Resident Evil, Hanibal, Steal this movie, The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Playing By Heart, Red Dragon, SFW, Goonies, 25th Hour, Snatch, Spun, Better Off Dead, Lock Stock & two smoking barrels, LOTR,Walk the line, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Back To The Future, Donnie Darko, Vanilla Sky, Pulp Fiction, The 5th Element, Neverending Story, Crash, Ocean's Eleven, Big Fish, The Nightmare before Christmas, Casino, GoodFellas, Blow, Boiler Room, Godfather, Constant Gardner, City of God.

Television:

CSI, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Dave Chapelle, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Entourage, John Stewart, DS9, Law & Order, Nip/Tuck, Everybody Hates Chris, My Name is Earl, Criminal Minds, Without A Trace, Bones, Las Vegas, The Boondocks, Intervention, The Sopranos.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Amy Hempel, Gregory Maguire, Lewis Carroll, Dr. Seuss, Sylvia Plath, Roman Dirge, Thomas Harris, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Mario Puzo, Christoher Baer, Philip K. Dick

Heroes:

Rick James, bitch. I am my own hero, I am my own GOD. Hillary Clinton

My Blog

cancer

Tracy and I broke up because I almost smoked tonight, that proves I'm untrustworthy........... I have no fucking clue how that is, really, soulds like BS to me.... I slept at Silverado because Timmy w...
Posted by George Lass on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

jobs

Peter's girlfriend emailed me today, it seems I applied at a club he's doing something with.  Another one bites the dust.  Funny, it's the only one I applied for this week.  I just...
Posted by George Lass on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

state board

My practical was today.  I'll know if I passed in 7 - 10 days... Jessica was a fabulous model! I forgot one massage movement... 
Posted by George Lass on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

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Fantasy always comes before eating the forbidden fruit. Nothing is ever as incredible as you imagined it.
Posted by George Lass on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST

Chuck, read his fucking books

Tyler is destined to ruin me... or my shit, whichever comes first.  He's eating the head off a monkey someone once gave me.  I gave him a monkey I bought myself so he considers the rest fair...
Posted by George Lass on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST

Tracy

Makes me so very happy.  Sunday after work I offered to drive Tracy to his car.  On the way there I had to shift lanes into oncoming traffic because of construction.  I suppose I ...
Posted by George Lass on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:49:00 PST

Dr Seuss

Tell me what to do and I'll do the opposite.  Tell me where go and I'll get lost. My phone is defective so don't get pissed if I don't call you, I forgot to save my numbers to the sim, so i...
Posted by George Lass on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

nothin on the muffin if he's hittin the kitten

There are soo many things going on that I can't even begin to paint the picture. I'm half way to a straight jacket, but it's all bliss baby. There is comfort in chaos and security in uncertainty....
Posted by George Lass on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

find it and live with it

You're going to spend your life trying to make everything perfect only to find once it's too late that noone and nothing is perfect all the time. You can't possibly make someone happy every minute of ...
Posted by George Lass on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST

facts

Subject: When a guy misses you Body: GIRLS FACTSWhen you break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later.When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that you're ...
Posted by George Lass on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST