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The Joshie

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company ~Mark Twain~

About Me


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The Joshie --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Born and raised in Vegas i've done and seen so much, and yet i still see and learn something new everyday. I work in a strip club so now more then ever i see some crazy shit haha. I generally have a very outgoing, unshy and funny attitude about most everything. I love making people laugh, don't care if it's with me or at me as long as they are having fun. I try to be real to myself first and foremost, and that helps me to be real to those around me. I'm not perfect by any means, but i do make effort to be thoughtful and helpful as much as i can ... and a little effort can go along way. Also i believe that karma is huge ... it will all come around some day.
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"You don't succeed ... cause you hesitate"
~ N E R D ~
"Stupid people do stupid things, and smart people out smart each other"
~ System Of A Down ~
"You're such an inspiration to the ways that i will never ever choose to be"
~ A Perfect Circle ~
"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead"
~ Alice In Chains ~
"Ain't it a shame that we can't say fuck, fucks just a word and it's all fucked up"
~ Limp Bizkit ~
"Our love is like angels ... pinned down and abused"
~ Live ~
"Kiss me won't you kiss me now, and sleep i would inside your mouth"
~ Dave Matthews ~
"Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself."
~ Jewel ~
"FUCK YOU I WON"T DO WHAT CHA TELL ME!!!"
~ Rage Against the Machine ~
"Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me"
~ L L Cool J ~
"So i speak to you in riddles, cause my words get in my way"
~ Staind ~
"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a a glass house, and if you have a glass jaw you should watch your mouth"
~ 50 Cent ~
"You stung as if you knew i'd sting right there, and you shouldn't know these thing about me"
~ Maxwell ~
"I'm facinated by the way your nipples peek at me through your blouse, freaky me freaky you can't help but be aroused"
~ Outkast ~
"I know that you are in love with me, but I also know your kind"
~ Lenny Kravitz ~
"Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?"
~ Eminem ~
"I need a map of your head, translated into English so I can learn to not make you frown."
~ Incubus ~

My Interests


Joshie's Birthday @ Red Rock Mansion
- NapkinNights.com - Las Vegas Nightlife

The Official PB&J Page

Life is nothing but a series of changes connected by the choices we make. Not all will be good, but if you learn from a bad decision ... was it really all that bad. Knowledge is power.

I'd like to meet:



.. The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com ..
Somebody, anybody, and nobody all at the same time. I'm not really looking for anybody on this site just rockin out with my friends being "cool". Anybody has a chance to join my fans, just can't suck in a bad way =). I've met some truely outstanding friends on this site so far, but i've got plenty of room for you ... haha i'm big =)

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Music:

Tool, Incubus, Staind, Fity Cent, Dave, Ice Cube, Snoop a Loop, Filter, Pearl Jam, Pharcyde, Jamiroquai, OLD Outkast, Maxwell, Lenny, Bjork, Mystikal, Rage against the machine, Jill Scott, Crystal Meth, Eminem, NIN, Live, Chemical Bros., LL Cool J, ... pretty much a lil of everything that list is just whats next to my computer right now.

Movies:

Old School, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Dragon, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Tombstone, Fear n Loathing, Dumb n Dumber, Braveheart, Grind, Willy Wonka, Super Troopers, Nightmare before X Mas, Sin City, Road Warrior, True Romance, Zoolander, Fight Club, Napolian Dynamite, 12 monkies, Dogma, Mallrats, most anything Jet Li or Jackie Chan, and all Bruce Lee. I am a huge fan of comedies, but also have a ton of live concerts on DVD ... stuff you can just have on while doin something else.

Television:

TV got your brain!!! ... I'm not a fan of most TV. Some stuff is funny, but i don't watch it very often.

Books:

Anything i can learn from.

Heroes:

Myself, Bruce Lee, My parents, and anybody willing to be themselves these days really.

My Blog

Solo, The Dream & Realism

"Solo" I think so hard for the right thing to say; Constant sadness and confusion, this is the way. Locked up inside, I pretend to be happy; Yet my true unhappiness forever traps me. There is no...
Posted by The Joshie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strip Club Silliness updated 3/6/07

Hah so i hear and see some pretty wacky stuff at my job at the OG.  So i thought i would start sharing some of the off the wall crap with my friends.  In no particular order of course just a...
Posted by The Joshie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes":

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes": "I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United...
Posted by The Joshie on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

In A Bartenders Mind !!!

I HATE EVERYONE IN HERE! That's right! I'm the bartender here, and that is an automatic licence for me to HATE YOU! So go ahead assholes, tell me what you're having?You want a top-shelf Long Isla...
Posted by The Joshie on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:35:00 PST

Drowning, Day by Day & Seize

DROWNING Have you ever been going nowhere so fast,  That you stumbled past the fact that you were lost?  Noticing yourself in the middle of helplessness,  do you now look for hope ...
Posted by The Joshie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST